5 Things

Games
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1 monkey 2 ham 3 sea cucumber 4 snail 5 brussel sprouts (5 underwear styles )

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1) thong

2)g string

3)French knickers

4)crutchless

5)boy shorts

Five places you would have sex

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1) on a beach 2) in a car 3) in a hotel 4) in the middle of the park at midnight 5) at work

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1Hot tub 2pool 3Boat 4tent 5Woods (5 sex acts you would never do)

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1) fisting

2) scat

3)full sex with a man

4) gay gang bang

5)blood play

five dream holidays

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1)Jamaica 2)The British isles 3)Virgin Islands 4)Greece 5)Giza 5 people dead or alive you wish you could meet

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1) God... 2) Someone very wise... 3) Someone who has suffered loss.... 4) Someone who me can pause time.... 5) Someone who can rewind a clock. 5 Things You Would Lock in a time capsule...?

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A face mask
A mp3 player
A fountain pen
A massage candle
A squishy

5 things you regret buying

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A bike
A second gym membership
Bluetooth headphones
Gravel in the garden
Scotch Bonnet chillies

5 things you donā€™t regret buying :joy::blush:

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1, My car.

2, My House.

3, My dog.

4, CD`s

5, Anything from Lovehoney!

Five things that have embarrassed you?

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1: Farting after full anal the first time (squelchy and wet)

2: Boyfriend putting used banana back in fruit dish unbeknown to me till his mum commented on the state of the banana she only bought yesterday the next morning.

3: Using a king sized frozen (yeah I was greedy and they lasted forever frozen) Mars bar as a dildo drunk and waking up thinking Iā€™d sh*t the bed.

4: Putting a pair of used crotchless panties in my boyfriends pocket as a surpriseā€¦only for his mother to have washed them and gave them me saying I presume these are yours

5: Squirting in a partners face and he was coughing and spluttering thought he was going to pass out.

5 unusual gifts you have receivedā€¦

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Damn @CurvyJilly - how do I follow this amazing hilarity - props for sharing! :kissing_heart:

  1. A large wooden dolls house (as a 15yo boy) Apparently at about 8-9 I said one would be good to play with my toy soldiers in - my gran did not realise that by 15 that had passed!

  2. A pot noodle and timer in a gift box - that person really did not know meā€¦

  3. A wool willy warmer ( does anyone actually use one of those?)

  4. A set of salt and pepper grinders - I mean yes we all need them, but it is a bit like getting socks to me - kind of a let down!

  5. A starter butt plug as a joke from a friend at uniā€¦ joke was on them ( not that I let on - I was not very open about my kinks then) because I was already into anal and it was too small for my liking!

5 things you wish you had learned earlier in life?

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Hmmmm good question @BangOnTarget!

1, How to copy and paste.

2, To be more confident in my ability to learn new things.

3, Not to be so shy in social situations.

4, That kindness begats kindness.

5, To be comfortable in my own skin.

Same questionā€¦

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1: Thatā€™s it really is amazingly good to be different

2: To always go with your gut

3: Beauty IS only skin deep

4: The best things in life really are free

5: We really do need to walk a mile in someones shoes to fully understand

The same question again.

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  1. That Normal is all relative to who you are as a person - not someone else.

  2. That even if you donā€™t love your body right now, there are others that will!

  3. Not to be ashamed of any kinks or sharing them - share them early on it makes things better in the long run - the worst a partner can say is no!

  4. Acknowledging a mistake in the now is almost always better than rolling with it and living with the consequences own the line.

  5. That NSFW Reddit was a thing!

5 kinks you used to never think you could be into, but now are?

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