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I'm so confused! Is this a joke?
Young and fun95 wrote:
I'm so confused! Is this a joke?
It's actualy a fantasy of mine.Not sure if / how this is going to happen though.
I'd be advising to keep this fantasy, a fantasy.. Normally I'd say go for it but I've a good feeling if u do, ull be on that TV show for people in a+e that get things removed from weird places!!
As long as you're careful I don't see the problem. I'd advise feet end only, wrapped in a condom with plenty of lube used.
I'm sure there's plenty of other people who use all sorts of other more dangerous and/or outlandish things than a barbie doll. Obviously they'll be those few who aren't careful an do end up in A&E and obviously they'll be the ones you hear about.
Just remember, better to be safe than sorry (and embarrassed!) - so just make sure you're extra careful.
nice fantasy, very bad idea. i've been using vegetables, rolling pins, buttplugs and dildos for years and my advice is - use only solid objects that are easily held and retrieved. preferably something made for the job. anything with movable parts is asking to get stuck. this can lead to serious injury. not worth the risk. buy a sex toy that looks like a barbie. there must be one out there...
My OH worked in A&E for a while............don't even contemplate it unless you have a really good excuse ready which would give the staff a laugh.
I am in the no corner as well! The feet and hands are too pointy... They're just likely to stab into you and cause tearing, especially anally! Even if not, the angle of the feet is probably going to scrape against whichever wall you chose and take off half the skin! Not advisable, and then there's the problem of it potentially getting stuck!
Okay - I would personally advise against this due to the potential for hurting yourself or getting parts lost up there, however, you can actually buy small dolls that are designed for this kind of thing. I have seen some that work like masturbation sleeves and some shaped like butt plugs in my travels. No - I don't mean full size blow up dolls, I mean little ones. You might have to dig deep into the underworld of weird and wonderful sex toy manufacturers, but I have seen these things around rarely. It might be somewhat safer to use something designed for the job!
Ha ha ha I can't stop laughing! Infinity and beyond and all that.
On a serious note - Bad idea! personally I don't get it but each to their own. If you still really want to do it I think a safer way would be with a clone a willy kit and just clone the doll shape instaed, make your own sex safe one.
Tink_sixes wrote:
Ha ha ha I can't stop laughing! Infinity and beyond and all that.
On a serious note - Bad idea! personally I don't get it but each to their own. If you still really want to do it I think a safer way would be with a clone a willy kit and just clone the doll shape instaed, make your own sex safe one.
Woah! This is actually a brilliant suggestion. She might get her fantasy fulfilled yet. 
Tink_sixes wrote:
Ha ha ha I can't stop laughing! Infinity and beyond and all that.
On a serious note - Bad idea! personally I don't get it but each to their own. If you still really want to do it I think a safer way would be with a clone a willy kit and just clone the doll shape instaed, make your own sex safe one.
what a great idea!
Tink_sixes wrote:
Ha ha ha I can't stop laughing! Infinity and beyond and all that.
On a serious note - Bad idea! personally I don't get it but each to their own. If you still really want to do it I think a safer way would be with a clone a willy kit and just clone the doll shape instaed, make your own sex safe one.
+1
I think the Clone a Willy wouldn't work very well, because of the arms. I personally think if you attempted this, the clone would come out with either no hands, no arms, or a big splotchy arm moulded into body kind of thing. This is because I have seen some people use the clone kits to clone dildos and any with curves, or unusual bumps etc came out dodgy due to air bubbles, or the liquid not moving upwards when needed (like to form the arms)...
why am I talking about the logistics of cloning barbie? lol XD
I can see the advertising campaign now...Anal Play Barbieeeeeee.
Lol, she can join the ranks with this Barbie doll, who "really squirts":
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/barbie-really-squirts.jpg
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Fluffbags wrote:
Lol, she can join the ranks with this Barbie doll, who "really squirts":
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/barbie-really-squirts.jpg
(Google image of Barbie doll packaging. Safe for work)
Wow. Great body, gorgeous fella and she can squirt? Bitch has everything 
LittleSwitchBitch wrote:
Right ok, I'm not sure if I'm reading this correctly or not, I'm all up for each to the their own and all the jazz but reading that has me feeling rather am traumatised for my beloved childhood barbie.. No intension of offence intended, just passing on my opinion..
On another note, I'd be glueing her head firmly on as from my memory it comes off easy and I'd uses plenty of lube too... Anyway, enjoy :) x
Pmsl this so made me laugh. Sorry if u being serious but had crap day at work and this cheered me up thank you.
mrsorgasmatron wrote:
No, legs first, head (and hair) sticking out. Probably a hand also sticking out of my crotch waving 'hello' to the world.
It's so interesting how we all differ. It wouldn't of crossed my mind to put her in that way around. Head first is more logical to me.
kitty x
I jus re read this... Snapper ur buzz to infinity and beyond is simply brilliant.. Thank you :) I'm crying from laughing again!!