Every now and again I come across a story in the news and think 'Boy, I wish this was about me'.
This is one such example:
http://dailym.ai/1DZuhpy
Do NOT have sex in the sea!!
My partner and I swam quite far out in the ocean in Corfu, and there weren't really any people around. We were messing around and suddenly got quite horny, so I pulled his member out and slipped myself on top of it. The rest you can imagine...
When we got back to shore, we both noticed that we felt quite sore. Then as time went on our bits were really really stinging, which I imagine was from the salt the water and sand! I was alright after a few hours, but my partner was a bit sore for a couple of days.
We both maintain that it was a lot of fun and an experience worth having, purely as it was a fantasy. But NEVER EVER AGAIN! :p
Oh dear, perhaps the stinging isn't quite worth the intense eroticism of being stuck together then :(
Its not actual sex but i love to masterbate in the sea underwater. Im uncut and never had any problems with soreness. But there again there isnt really any friction involved so im probably just waffling, but i must add its very enjoyable !
We've had some encounters in the sea and we loved it! We never experienced any problems, but we weren't lying on the sand bottom, just floating and enjoying the sensation
Sex in the sea burns after a few minutes, however It is quite a thrill..
Ouch
I hate seaweed too
You need calm water for sex in the sea(but then it's very obvious what you're doing), when the waves are crashing about lots of sand is mixed in, like Boogaloo said, it's a bit like taking sand paper to your bits, you need a private pool/apartment, then you could just walk around naked all day.
I wouldn't do it XD Mostly because I've seen the kind of stuff that gets dumped in there, just generally sea water can be quite polluted even if you can't see it. Now as far as normal water goes though, I love pretty much anything that involves water lol, especially rain XD
Never know wrote:
Ouch
I hate seaweed too
Seaweed? I am puzzled about how that can get involved with sex...
Chevysexy77 wrote:
Never know wrote:
Ouch
I hate seaweed too
Seaweed? I am puzzled about how that can get involved with sex...
A cheeky answer http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22101
Not done it in the sea yet, but successfully did it in a jacuzzi last weekend. Loved it, as I was able to get on top, which is a position I struggle with these days.
Not done it in the sea yet, but successfully did it in a jacuzzi last weekend. Loved it, as I was able to get on top, which is a position I struggle with these days.
EmmelinePeaches wrote:
Chevysexy77 wrote:
Never know wrote:
Ouch
I hate seaweed too
Seaweed? I am puzzled about how that can get involved with sex...
A cheeky answer http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22101
That looks like it would be truly wasted used in the sea. Better in bed or whereabouts :D
It certainly would, but it is a way for seaweed to get involved in sex 
Blargh, the bacteria 😕