Lifebuoy wrote:
It's got to be a bit abusive....
Sit him in the shower
Tie his hands to his feet
Slip off those knicks, wipe yourself off with them, stuff them in this mouth, then tape over.
Then Egg-nog him
Break an egg over his groin, add a sloosh of advocat, mix it up in his privates, then get it down you.
Wash him off with the shower ..... on cold
Put a lead around his neck, release his feet and hands, and tow him, crawling on his hands and knees, to the bed.
Tie him down, then do all those good things mentioned above.
(Just don't tell him my name, OK)
Bravo!!!!