That’s sounds so amazing I hope Alice is into pee
I hope she is too
Make sure get a good waterproof sheet
Oh hun, how you could think so little of me not to have one
I just realised I’ve given away her name too
Get up and pee. It’s been years since my bladder was strong enough to do anything else right afterwards. When I was younger, cuddle and sleep.
Gawd that would have been well weird just walking in, hump and walk out! Makes sex sound like a slot machine haha
In all honesty I wasn’t far off that at that stage of my life
In mind it sounds hot but reality I think I’d need a connection of sort to have sex with someone as it’d be meaningless to me
I’m reality it was hot but there was definitely a connection there which helped
That’s good so kinda like role play in ways which is fun
Don’t. I am SO EXCITED for tonight!
A nice cuddle
One night stand, was so drunk. After bouncing on his cock for five minutes had to go and puke, came back to finish him off and after a couple of minutes had to puke again. Went to bed and fell asleep leaving him with his boner. Woke up a couple of hours later, tried to sneak out to be asked if he could have one more shot off me, stripped off gave me a good fuck and came on my tits. Quick wipe clothes back on and left!
It’s gonna be a great evening for you
Wet wipes are a great invention. Beats the crusty sock from my youth Don’t know how we managed before we had our son
This isn’t pretty (but honest). Check on eachother "you ok? Yes… you? “Yes” etc.
Then whoever is closer grabs the tissues. We wipe ourselves and I’m often in the attractive “squatting” position kneeling on the bed waiting for gravity to do its thing.
Then loo and cwtches.
Make a mad dash to the toilet in hopes no cum runs down my legs before getting there!
It was amazing! Will update you later x
Cigarettes for sure, or both of us. There is nothing more satisfying