Alternative Elf on shelf

Hopefully you all know Elf on a shelf, i heard a local zoo was doing croc on a rock.

Got me wondering what others you could come up with ?

Maybe

Cock in a sock.

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Dwarf on a wharf (mostly appeals to a San Franciscan audience)

Pixie goes to Dixie (but I wasn’t fussed when they turned it into a jazz musical)

Plug (butt) on a rug

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Plum in a bum?!’ :sweat_smile::rofl:

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Cock on a rock (either type)
Dick on a chick (not the animal lol)
Nut in a butt (many types of nut lol)
:rofl:

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Plug in a peach

I saw this one posted but have no idea what it is supposed to be. Has kept OH and me confused for a couple of weeks now. Any ideas please let me know:

https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/images-to-share-in-topics/259586/363

Thanks to @Lovehoney_Brenna for posting the image for me.

kegel on a table?

Seamus in my anus!

No idea its a puzzle

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edited - non-LH photos can be shared in the #your-photos category

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my bad, posting my own image in the wrong location…

see link below

https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/images-to-share-in-topics/259586/367