Best place to hide your toys / Stories of them being Discovered!!

Bit of fun guys, Just wondering what do you all think is the best place to keep your toys hidden and any funny stories about them being found 😂

No one has found ours as yet, but I remember reading a few funny stories in this recent thread. 🙂

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/sex-tips-and-talk/1810460-hows-every-found-your-sex-toys/