# Big Birthday COMPETITION- Week 2! **URL:** \ **Category:** Inside Lovehoney\ **Created:** [July 9, 2019, 8:12am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519 "2019-07-09T08:12:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sass\_queen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ea924/32.png) [@Sass\_queen](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Sass_queen)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 6:25pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/21 "2019-07-09T18:25:41Z")
COMPETITION ENTRY There once was a girl from Hull A place that is rather dull Her boyfriend was kinky And showed her his wonky And now her mouth is quite full. ---
**Author:** ![AsYouWish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@AsYouWish](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/AsYouWish)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 8:14pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/22 "2019-07-09T20:14:07Z")
COMPETITION ENTRY There once was a shop called Lovehoney That could always make you feel sunny Sexual Happiness spreading For fun under bedding With toys that were value for money! AYW ---
**Author:** ![hampshirecouple](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/hampshirecouple/32/625_2.png) [@hampshirecouple](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/hampshirecouple)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 8:23pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/23 "2019-07-09T20:23:45Z")
Competition entry I recently met a woman called Gill We went for a stroll up the hill I played with her tits And fondled her bits Oh God, I hope she was on the pill ---
**Author:** ![Mint-Monster](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/mint-monster/32/320_2.png) [@Mint-Monster](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Mint-Monster)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 8:30pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/24 "2019-07-09T20:30:17Z")
COMPETITION ENTRY My brand new rabbit, oh how it spun The orgasm hit me like a bullet from a gun I came so fast It was such a blast To get to the point, I had a lot of fun ![](upload://5BDs2y1gm13l2R58ovmAMxyNM3f.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Couplekink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Couplekink](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Couplekink)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 10:19pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/25 "2019-07-09T22:19:04Z")
COMPETITION ENTRY There was a woman who bought a wand Of which She became very fond Here sheets were splattered Her body was shattered Because it made her shoot more then Bond. ---
**Author:** ![Couplekink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Couplekink](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Couplekink)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 10:19pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/26 "2019-07-09T22:19:16Z")
Fingers crossed lol ---
**Author:** ![Devoted\_Husband](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Devoted\_Husband](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Devoted_Husband)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:52am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/27 "2019-07-10T02:52:48Z")
Competition entry I knew a young woman with a sex habit, Who wouldn’t stop using her toy rabbit, When the batteries went flat, she just rolled off her back, and hopped about to still feel it. ---
**Author:** ![MissR18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47774/32.png) [@MissR18](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/MissR18)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 5:56am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/28 "2019-07-10T05:56:17Z")
COMPETITION ENTRY There was once a man, He was a bit of a fan, Before I told him where to go, He asked me about my dildo, So I showed him where to put it, And he loved every bit! ---
**Author:** ![CuriousPirate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@CuriousPirate](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/CuriousPirate)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 6:17am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/29 "2019-07-10T06:17:05Z")
COMPETITION ENTRY There once was a man named Frank, Who fancied a nice hard spank. When his girlfriend got home, He bent over and moaned "Please hit my ass with that plank!" ---
**Author:** ![Ian\_Chimp](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/ian_chimp/32/18489_2.png) [@Ian\_Chimp](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Ian_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 6:59am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/30 "2019-07-10T06:59:56Z")
Another one for fun. 🙂 There was an old lady called Mabel Who liked to have sex on her table But one day with a crash She got covered in mash If only she'd made sure it was stable! ---
**Author:** ![Ian\_Chimp](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/ian_chimp/32/18489_2.png) [@Ian\_Chimp](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Ian_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:43am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/31 "2019-07-10T07:43:58Z")
And yet another one for fun. 🙂 There was a young lady from Gower Who liked to have fun in the shower Until she reached for the lube But grabbed the wrong tube And now her hand is glued to her flower! ---
**Author:** ![Scorpius12](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/scorpius12/32/325_2.png) [@Scorpius12](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Scorpius12)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:50am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/32 "2019-07-10T07:50:59Z")
COMPETITION ENTRY: There was a young lady called Bunny Who buys her sex toys from Lovehoney She loves all their tips, has learnt so many tricks She really gets value for money ---
**Author:** ![Ian\_Chimp](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/ian_chimp/32/18489_2.png) [@Ian\_Chimp](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Ian_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:59am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/33 "2019-07-10T07:59:17Z")
COMPETITION ENTRY Oh, how I love you Lovehoney Though I used to think your toys were quite funny But one day for a laugh I bought a dildo from Bath And now love to give you my money! ---
**Author:** ![Trine](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/trine/32/1877_2.png) [@Trine](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Trine)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 8:41am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/34 "2019-07-10T08:41:17Z")
COMPETITION ENTRY: A young lady called Mrs Trine, Married a guy mighty Fine, He bought her a Bullet, and now has to Pull it, While she has an orgasm or Nine. ---
**Author:** ![BlissfulKink99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@BlissfulKink99](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/BlissfulKink99)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 12:24pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/35 "2019-07-10T12:24:45Z")
COMPETITION ENTRY There once was a box with a lock, The contents might give you a shock, Restraints with chains, Bum beads and reins, And a giant vibrating c\*\*\*. :-) ---
**Author:** ![DreamsOfChi](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/dreamsofchi/32/201_2.png) [@DreamsOfChi](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/DreamsOfChi)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/36 "2019-07-10T14:00:56Z")
COMPETITION ENTRY If you’re feeling a little bit kinky, Or need a new toy for your winkie, Pay Lovehoney a visit, Their toys are exquisite, And their undies incredibly slinky. ---
**Author:** ![PCC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@PCC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/PCC)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:23pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/37 "2019-07-10T14:23:11Z")
COMPETITION ENTRY I am a middle aged man from Barking, Making her indoors cum hard is my calling, With either clamps or suckers on her nips, And a mega thick 2 extender on my bits, Love...LOVE...LOVEHONEY we scream every morning! ---
**Author:** ![myrkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@myrkari](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/myrkari)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/38 "2019-07-10T16:46:58Z")
Competition Entry: Lovehoney have sold me a toy, that vibrates and fills me with joy It's really a thrill, though my beautiful dildo Is not as much fun as a boy ![](upload://5BDs2y1gm13l2R58ovmAMxyNM3f.gif) ---
**Author:** ![\_nin](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/_nin/32/1177_2.png) [@\_nin](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/_nin)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/40 "2019-07-10T17:56:17Z")
COMPETITION ENTRY There was a sex toy website That was starting to do all right But when they made a forum It became even more awesome And it's reaching newer heights ---
**Author:** ![chrissybaby](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/chrissybaby/32/453_2.png) [@chrissybaby](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/chrissybaby)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 6:49pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519/41 "2019-07-10T18:49:01Z")
COMPETITION ENTRY. Met a girl and so I made a pass. Not wrong, not silly, just crass. She took it quite well. She's kinky as hell. Now it's me, with a plug up my ass. [Previous page](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519.md?page=1) [Next page](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/big-birthday-competition-week-2/256519.md?page=3)