Bizarre uses for toys.

Was sitting with mrsk last night and she was suffering from a sore foot, remembering something we had been told in the past about rolling a golf ball on it to help ease the pain we began looking for something hard and ball shaped we could substitute in. After some fruitless searching we had a light bulb moment, jenga balls! My wife used the balls to massage the sole of her foot and sure enough it helped the pain. Another light bulb moment struck though, magic wand! That was it job done, pain massaged away.

Got us wondering has anyone else stumbled upon a random use for their toys?

I use the ears of my rabbit to make me sneeze....

There was a thread on this not long back and it was so funny haha. You will be surprised what people do with them :')

I use ben wa balls on my shoulders too :')

That made mrsk giggle.![](upload://ez5kOkpKXRZOxjavAURYmQxVTau.gif)

Seem to remember some using a dildo to kill a spider !

Sex toys are beyond fabulous xD

I used a vibrator to massage my shoulder. I turned it on and put it under my shoulder... Bliss!!!

If something feels good one place why not on another. I have used my heart warmer for all types of non sexual relation and self massage. But probably the thing I find myself doing the most is "stirring" up my bathwater with a vibrator i use in the tub and using pocket rocket on pressure points in the neck at times.

Thought you guys might get a kick out of this article I found today!

http://badgirlsbible.com/sex-toys-around-the-house - some truly comical ways to use sex toys in every day life!!

At this point, I would like to admit, that I am a bizarre toy.

Lovehoney - Jessica wrote:

Thought you guys might get a kick out of this article I found today!

http://badgirlsbible.com/sex-toys-around-the-house - some truly comical ways to use sex toys in every day life!!

This is a great article! so many uses for penis sleeves!

Lovehoney - Jessica wrote:

Thought you guys might get a kick out of this article I found today!

http://badgirlsbible.com/sex-toys-around-the-house - some truly comical ways to use sex toys in every day life!!

Love number 1 and 2 !!

Lovehoney - Jessica wrote:

Thought you guys might get a kick out of this article I found today!

http://badgirlsbible.com/sex-toys-around-the-house - some truly comical ways to use sex toys in every day life!!

I am crying here ![](upload://ceipqBTR0sMGMajGRWRbxCi6nYV.gif) those are hilarious. The best/worst (depending how you look at it) was 10, which made me cringe and laugh out loud simultaneously ![](upload://kym5tZ5EfyJxs6TKHB1Q2HtGSpK.gif)

I loved the strapon Unicorn horn!!

Lubes - especially the silicone ones - are great for keeping model gearboxes running smoothly, and also for stopping hinges squeaking when I can't find the WD-40. Stretchy cock-rings make good solid rubber bands. My rosebud butt plug makes a great paperweight, and since it's a jewelled one also sparkles up the room when placed in the centre of a (rotating) record player (for those that remember vinyl) with a light shining on it.

Works the other way too... household items being put to uses they weren't originally designed for. When I make coffee (espresso), I keep thinking that the coffee tamper could so easily be put to an alternative use...

Crumpler wrote:

At this point, I would like to admit, that I am a bizarre toy.

LOL some of thoses are as genius as they are funny.

Often use a couple of glass dildos and steel one for massage purposes

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/06/28/1397317/-CNN-mistakes-dildo-flag-at-London-pride-parade-for-flag-of-ISIS

Not exactly a use for sex toys, per se, but the article and the comments had me in stitches.

WHOOPS.

Lovehoney - Jessica wrote:

Thought you guys might get a kick out of this article I found today!

http://badgirlsbible.com/sex-toys-around-the-house - some truly comical ways to use sex toys in every day life!!

The towel one.. and pen holder just gave me a "what the heck.." face.

All of the fake vagina ones and the "Unicorn" are amazing haha

Terri JJ said `Seem to remember someone using a dildo to kill a spider!`

I hope they used lube!![](upload://h7LJ67OOrR57VDYrj5ZEwwHAfLG.gif)

I know someone who used one of those hard knobbly rubber bone dog toys with bells inside as a dildo!

Lovehoney - Jessica wrote:

Thought you guys might get a kick out of this article I found today!

http://badgirlsbible.com/sex-toys-around-the-house - some truly comical ways to use sex toys in every day life!!

He He, lots of these are hilarious!

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