Break-in and theft at LoveHoney...

Mucky Duck wrote:

Buy a vicious attack dog, hide it in the office on a night time. You'll just have to hope he doesn't want to play fetch with Dr Mullato! Oh yeah, don't forget to tell the cleaner!

Might have got away with it once, but now the Occupiers Liability Act !!

TB

They have to get out & call the feds! No body, no foul!

Always the nosey bugger net curtain twitching Neighbourhood Watch Coordinator - and don't forget the wonder that is DNA !!!

TB

I've watched CSI, all you need is some cling film, Mr Muscle & a Steam cleaner.!

tallboy247 wrote:

Mucky Duck wrote:

Buy a vicious attack dog, hide it in the office on a night time. You'll just have to hope he doesn't want to play fetch with Dr Mullato! Oh yeah, don't forget to tell the cleaner!

Might have got away with it once, but now the Occupiers Liability Act !!

TB

They're fine if they put up a sign (outside) stating there is a dog on site, and no liability is accepted... External Media

In how many languages???

TB

should ask the owmers of the trading estate to put more lighting in as its not the best lit place in Bath.