Tonight I paid extra attention to the cream cakes at Morrisons! Costco is too far away unfortunately!
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Honestly……don’t.
The stupidity of sploshing is all part of the fun and the fun is what makes it sexy.
And as for the cold thing, just take everything out of the fridge for a bit. And maybe turn the heating up?
What an excellent idea! 
All i can think is what a waste of a good cake that would be.
I think i wouldn’t be into sploshing… 
Believe me, every single bit of cake gets eaten when I do it. Definitely not wasted.
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Oh yes, give the cake a chance to lose the chill. Chilled cake is weird in all circumstances.
We love a bit of bra and knicker-filling! I think to anyone who isn’t in to sploshing at all it must sound totally weird and possibly a bit disgusting but who cares? It can be as stupid or as sexy as you want it to be and can be totally planned out or entirely spontaneous. We’ve had lovely prepared sex-sessions with food deliberately on the menu (see what I did there?) yet at the other end of the spectrum, I once ambushed the OH when she came in from work. Still in her full office attire, before she had a chance to really get in and unwind I said “Oh I’ve got something for you”, then lifted the back of her skirt, plopped a chocolate gateau down the back of her knicks, dropped her skirt back down then gave her arse a firm slap. Took it like a bloody trooper, hardly flinched but just smirked “Oh you’ve asked for it now”. It was a very messy night.
I’ve also sometimes given the OH the “punishment” of standing there, holding out the waist of her knickers with hooked thumbs before I pour a carton of custard in them, sometimes as slowly as possible which triggers a moaning “Oooooh……yeah…” from her, other times just dumping it in one go which generates more of an excited shriek.
I’ve also been on the receiving end but haven’t yet combined my splosh kink with my lingerie-wearing kink 
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Hope you remembered to take the candles off it
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Hi @batjamboree love the points you have made
1 you could always warm the pie slightly
2you should not feel silly
3you could always use squrty cream on yourself get oh to lick it off
I love the idea of my oh sticking ĥis c…k into a big cream cake then me licking it all off
Enough about that going to get a cream cake and some squrty cream
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Avoid using too much squirty cream. It smells like milk that’s gone off as it melts. 
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