Any campervan owners on the forum?
We’re about to buy our 1st VW camper and we’ve been discussing the practicalities of sex, anyone have experiences they’d care to share?
One thing we do agree on is cumming on my wife rather than in her for quick and easy clean up, fortunately she loves her boobs covering 
We can’t wait for new adventures 
We don’t own one (although it is on our long-term plan to do so), but we do hire and borrow them.
In our experience, the van will rock and you can be heard. So, careful choice of where and when you have sex is important. For example, we stayed in one of Northumberland’s paid car park spots overnight. Just one other van, and they were clearly at it, so we just let go.
We did a lot more things like having him lick me out, which doesn’t rock the van and he stuffed panties in my mouth to keep me quiet, same with a blow job for him. You can do those in normal car parks, it was made more naughty by there being people just outside. Just be creative.
To be honest, we found the whole thing a mega-turn on, that we were having to assess where we could have sex made us horny all the time, ready to go all the time.
Have fun!
Mira, you’re on form this morning!! Love that bit about him stuffing knickers in your mouth to keep you quiet!! 
Sounds great, love retro VW’s maybe choose rural places? I watch a lot of campervan vlogs and it seems like the weekdays during term time seem to be the quietest. And of course when it’s not so hot as well so less people about so you’ve got more chance of being able to park up somewhere quiet. X
Yes we had one (converted Mercedes Sprinter) for 2 years but got rid because it cost and arm and a leg in upkeep.
We found the limited space for sex the only issue. Our bed was high up so very easy to bang your head off the roof if you were not careful. We settled on the spooning position for sex in the van.
Clean up was fine. We went for the pull out technique and cum in mouth or on stomach then cleaned up with tissues. We had a sink but no toilet so cumming inside would have meant Mrs C would have to make the journey to the onsite toilet.
We never worried about noise either. Found it hot having sex when you could hear people walking past.
Going away most weekends we also started suspecting that there was alot of swingers or partner swapping going on in the van community. There was no upside-down pineapple but you started noticing couple’s sharing a van and being overly friendly.
Electric campers are cheaper to maintain and run and are not much different in price to petrol/diesel campers. Have rented and used them but don’t currently own and my dream is to convert an electric van into my mobile home.
There does seem a lot more freedom in the camping community, and even some of the vanilla adult only campsite are not so ordinary as they suggest.
Tinted windows so you can clearly see them too is 
Also if your partner is happy with cleanup duty you could always have them sit on your face and get to work cleaning up after yourself if into it
We are on our second motorhome . The first was larger , you could pretty much perform whatever kind of sex you wished . A favorite was to turn the passenger seat around to face the back and recline the back . We often used that for oral on each other . The tub / shower was a bit too tight for sex . When it was hot out and plugged in and running the air conditioner , you could be very vocal without worrying about others hearing . That was 27 feet long .
Current motorhome is 19’ long . Passenger seat turned around still a favorite . The rear bed is a bit snugger , but doable .
Our country is too large to have an electric . Many years ago I looked at VW camper vans . Biggest drawback here is lack of power for mountains .
We have just gone from a LWB VW Campervan after 2 years to a Panel motorhome Style Campervan which has lots more room but is about 3ft longer lol
Like others have said sex in campervans can be fun but a messy finish is always a factor, we still have quiet penetration sex while we away but i normally finish on my wife for easy clean up but do occasionally finish inside her if she wants me to
Or mostly these says we often masturbate together were i would finish on myself or in a toy
With regarding Adult only sites we always try and stay at these sites but never had experience with any pineapple couples or seen any goings on
Although saying this years and years ago we had a caravan that we sited, it was a few years later we found out that the owners were swingers, but we never suspected anything at the time
I those days we were both very nieve and innocent to that world
@KinkyMira . OK … who’s panties were stuffed in your mouth ? You dont possess said garments…who else was with you, that donated the makeshift gag.
…were the same panties used on your hub ?
I have to say the mental image of you squirming while being licked out with knickers in your gob is funny and so hot at the same time. .
@Iwill it might be the friend that went with @KinkyMira and her hubby on the last trip they told us all about somewhere close to a year to 14 months ago.
@Long-John-Silver . Two hot women in a camper van is just being greedy
@Iwill 
for those who don’t have it in their lives.
Ode to the dream 
and from @KinkyMira’s perspective it was one of each so she was being an equal opportunity partner.
Oh wow, I’m dying to read about that!! 
That sounds great! I’ve been watching an English van life couple tour the states recently in a retro camper and it looks so spacious… There’s a bed at the top and they can convert the dinette into a bed as well. It literally looks like the motorhome version of a caravan. I’m guessing it’s a gas guzzler bur the retro ones just look like they’ve got so much more room in them. And the places they’ve been are amazing as well! X
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@Hannahnim . Not sure if Mira has ever featured… id echo your request , but i think asking a member to post pictures infringes the forum rules for some reason.
You’re very green! 
one of the bloggers i watch seems quite wealthy and he bought a brand-new VW electric camper van and drove all the way to Morocco to prove that it was possible to use an electric van in this way. And I think he was successful, but he was so, so stressed about getting to charging points. But it was pretty impressive he was able to do that in a poor country and shows that the technology is improving. I’m guessing it would be a lot more doable in this country, I know a guy who is Glaswegian and he has electric cars and he’s up and down all the time to see family and bragging about how cheap it is! I just love the electric vehicles how quiet they are and no fumes. And even better is an electric narrowboat, we had one go past and I tried to get a conversation going with them but they look preoccupied… Probably more bothered about getting to the Elsan point! 
Also, sometimes we have a family with one of the new VW campers park in the layby opposite but they have bratty kids going up and down on motorbike so not good 
but the vans nice!
We don’t have a campervan, but do own a camping trailer. Over the years we have spent several days in RV parks where there is no a lot of distance between units, and have never witnessed or heard anyone obviously having sex. There have been times when, in the middle of the afternoon, we have taken a nap that turned into a sexual session, and have only done minimal amounts of things to provide privacy, like closing the door, and maybe adjust the shades to prevent direct sight of us naked. Keeping quiet during orgasms is probably the most challenging, though, stifling your screams of ecstasy can amplify the experience. Because of our recent house project we haven’t even been inside out unit this year, sadly. Maybe next season we will again get out to the road and find time to get the RV shaking again. As the old saying goes. “ If the trailer is ROCKIN, don’t come a knocking”
Love that! Yes I’ve seen some of the RVs on your side of the pond… Wow they look more like tour buses! You really have the luxury space there! X
Electric vehicles just make sense to me. I use to have a 55lt mpv. Today that’s £110 to fill or £600 on a full tank as I am an efficiency driver. For £110 now when I charge on the most costly electricity at home it’s 1800 miles for £110, if I use the cheap electricity at home it’s 5500 miles for £110 which is half my years driving. If I had to use public chargers I still get 800 miles for the same price.
Maintenance and repair is lower too, brakes and tyres every 3ish years if that, and my current car will hit about 200,000 miles if I keep it before I put a bigger battery in it and that would make it a 20+ year old car.