Caning?

Sex Tips & Talk
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Lubyanka wrote:

SmoothOne wrote:

Seriously though.... certainly one person I wouldn't want to go against. Yet one person who's word I would take as gospel, and look to for advice.

Ok, now can I take you as another person that I've 'won over'? If so, I'll go and start on Avrielle........External Media

Thank you again. :)

I'm confused, "won over"? From what? The dark side? East Glamorgan? Wellies? And to what? I'm lost ...

Seriously, I don't remember ever noticing any specific issues I had with you. So, you might want to check that again, you might need to "win over" fewer people than you think. :)

Knew I should've quit while I was ahead.

You mean you haven't submitted your card details to the 'SmoothOne Smoothy Fan Club'? Come on woman, get a move on!

Genuinely, we've not had issues. I just have this perception of you being a no nonsense kinda girl, although I do see glimpses of the childishness within........right I'm getting out while my nuts are still attached!!!

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WandA wrote:

SmoothOne wrote:

Oh purlease! You are as funny?.......and with an ass like that? External Media

I make myself laugh! As does TB!

AWwwww did I forget to include someone on my humour list Smooth? You can join too... I'll let you...External Media

Unsurprisingly I've never actually had a good look at my arse.

Oh please...I'd really really love to!

and top tip....clench baby clench!

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tallboy247 wrote:

Forgive me, my pics an avatar but after a life of sport my ass is preddier than that!! honest! Anyone up for a feel at Erotica!!

TB

Wish I was going External Media

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Don't let it become one of your life's regrets georga!! promise l will sod off while you go to the loo!!!

TB

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off topic much?

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tallboy247 wrote:

Don't let it become one of your life's regrets georga!! promise l will sod off while you go to the loo!!!

TB

It's on the must do list - think it's likely to be next year now External Media - you mean you arent going to pass me the toilet paper lol

Can I take a rain check until next year?

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Kronopticon wrote:

off topic much?

thats an understatement External Media

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Kronopticon wrote:

off topic much?

Bugger it, thought we were on hello goodbye, goodmorning goodnight, good bonking, whatever- am l banned??

TB

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Kronopticon wrote:

off topic much?

what makes you think this? sorry External Media

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tallboy247 wrote:

Kronopticon wrote:

off topic much?

Bugger it, thought we were on hello goodbye, goodmorning goodnight, good bonking, whatever- am l banned??

TB

we will be banned together External Media

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Orgy in the naughty corner?

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I that the same as being bound together, it sounds pretty much the same doesn't it!!! Maybe a pre meet in a Shoreditch pub !!!

TB

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SmoothOne wrote:

KittyPurry wrote:

Since you're a novice and stand to do some serious damage using an actual bamboo cane I'd go for a riding crop instead such as:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=15825 or http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=7833

I can testify to the joys of the vibrawhip...lots of naughty fun!

When using whip make sure you have agreed on a safe word like "frogslegs" or "coffee" basically anything random and unrelated that the whipee can say to end the activities ("no" doesn't necessarily mean stop in an s&m context!)

Start gently and work your way up...enjoy and let us know how it goes!

xxKPxx

Frogs....again??? Fetish?

Ribbit...ribbit...RUBBIT RUBBIT lol

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KittyPurry wrote:

SmoothOne wrote:

KittyPurry wrote:

Since you're a novice and stand to do some serious damage using an actual bamboo cane I'd go for a riding crop instead such as:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=15825 or http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=7833

I can testify to the joys of the vibrawhip...lots of naughty fun!

When using whip make sure you have agreed on a safe word like "frogslegs" or "coffee" basically anything random and unrelated that the whipee can say to end the activities ("no" doesn't necessarily mean stop in an s&m context!)

Start gently and work your way up...enjoy and let us know how it goes!

xxKPxx

Frogs....again??? Fetish?

Ribbit...ribbit...RUBBIT RUBBIT lol

you spawning rubbish again....or you drunk and asking for your rabbit? External Media

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Kronopticon wrote:

off topic much?

Well, I contributed two posts much earlier in this thread which were very much on topic. I didn't see any response from you to those on-topic posts.

Is your interest in responding limited solely to off-topic posts?

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I wonder if a little box in the corner of the posting panel would help keep people on topic, the title of the thread could be shown, one does sometimes stray..... just a thought.

TB

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SmoothOne wrote:

KittyPurry wrote:

SmoothOne wrote:

KittyPurry wrote:

Since you're a novice and stand to do some serious damage using an actual bamboo cane I'd go for a riding crop instead such as:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=15825 or http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=7833

I can testify to the joys of the vibrawhip...lots of naughty fun!

When using whip make sure you have agreed on a safe word like "frogslegs" or "coffee" basically anything random and unrelated that the whipee can say to end the activities ("no" doesn't necessarily mean stop in an s&m context!)

Start gently and work your way up...enjoy and let us know how it goes!

xxKPxx

Frogs....again??? Fetish?

Ribbit...ribbit...RUBBIT RUBBIT lol

you spawning rubbish again....or you drunk and asking for your rabbit? External Media

I was making frog noises...I forget why!

Yes we are a bit off topic though so it's fair enough someone mentioned it I guess.

Back on the caning thing....I reccomend having ice to hand, the feeling of cold on a burning, freshly struck cheeks is orgasmic!

xxKPxx

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KittyPurry wrote:

Back on the caning thing....I reccomend having ice to hand, the feeling of cold on a burning, freshly struck cheeks is orgasmic!

xxKPxx

Thankyou for the tip Kitty! I've never thought of that, ice it is!

SG69 x

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My pleasure...or should that be my pain! lol

xxKPxx

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Ice cream is also good...what could be better than licking rapidly-melting ice cream from your partners sweet burning cheeks!

xxKPxx