Caption Competition - August - Plus July winners!

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While the Prof's away the kittens here at LoveHoney have been at play - mega apologies for the lateness of this post.

So without further ado...

The winners of last month's caption competition are:

SEXYGET 69 for the Male Bumper Review Pack with:

"Mum, Dad, . . . This is the man i've been telling you all about and He wants me to marry him!"

ShySarah2009 for the Female Bumper Review Pack with:

"The Prof thought wearing his studded cock ring might not have been a good idea…"

Artel for the Couple's Bumper Review Pack with:

"After taking full advantage of the "Try before you buy" offer, Prof finally got his wallet out..."

Congratulations ladies and gents, Hella and I will be getting together on Monday and putting your packs together to ship out.

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On that note, here is the photo for August. I fully expect some stiff competition over this one! There will be ONE overall winner for August.

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Hella wasnt sure a tape measure that long was needed to check how aroused the outfit was making him

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Introducing the new invisible puppy play range at Love Honey

xxKPxx

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The Casualty wardrobe department had gone a bit OTT after reading press criticism that the show needed sexing up a bit

xxKPxx

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This is not what he imagined Dorothy would look like!!!

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The look in the nurses eyes gave the impression someone would enjoy themselves but it sure wouldn't be the patient.

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Seeing the look on Hella's face, the crew stopped wondering where the rest of the props had vanished to.

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Congrats winners! Do tell us what you won!

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In a thinly veiled attempt to hide NHS cutbacks, Big Davie Cameron started the 'Sexy Nurse While You Get Worse" initiative... Dying slowly has never been so fun!

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Does my boobs look small in this???

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'Look hunny i think im getting a little too old for this' said sarah to her new toy boy

'No no your doing great' replied james

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Hella's big con was on. Once he had the cord wrapped around Peter's balls he'd give her everything.

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'Could we try a more sexier pose' James said to sarah

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As Hella introduced Lovehoney's new range of cupless bras they were met with some scepticism...

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'So do all your new staff nurses go through this procedure before they start work?' Sarah asked her new boss

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-'Nurse, Nurse, I have something stuck up my bottom.'

-'....And?'

Female bag please.

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Hella thought it was strange she was working a Sunday with only 'Peter the Perv' in the office...

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'How about a little more clevege'??

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'Babe i really need to go pee' said sarah

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'What do you mean im not sext enough?' sarah asked the guy in charge