Caption Competition - August - Plus July winners!

Hella: "I'm not just here for your titillation Peter, we've got work to do!"

Peter: "You can work on my titillation any day Hella!"

Hella: "What does that even mean... knobhead?"

Peter *Shrugs* Fail.

'Peter the Perv' was still not getting anywhere...

LoveHoney - Alice wrote:


On that note, here is the photo for August. I fully expect some stiff competition over this one!

Just for the record, this made me titter, and yes I'm fully aware that it's childish! External Media (I also made myself laugh with the word "titter" - worrying)

xxKPxx

BBC exec: 'Yeah, when we said that we were auditioning for The Doctor's Assitant, this isn't quite what we had in mind....'

Female bag, please.

That was some spectacular photoshopping to remove the Anal Buster 5000 from Hella's back passage.

'How long have you been standing there son'?

Sarah was rather suprised to see it was her stepson doing the photo shoot

'So does your boss know we are using his office'?

"So you wanted me to do all this just for an image for the caption competition?" Hella said to 'Pervy Pete'.

A green screen fetish is costly but doable.

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'I'm sorry but my medical fetish has to be more realistic. Can you start talking about Primary Care Trusts?'

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The NHS finally takes a practical approach to impotence.

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Femal bag, please.

KittyPurry wrote:

LoveHoney - Alice wrote:


On that note, here is the photo for August. I fully expect some stiff competition over this one!

Just for the record, this made me titter, and yes I'm fully aware that it's childish! External Media (I also made myself laugh with the word "titter" - worrying)

xxKPxx

Ha ha she said titter!!!! External Media

'So how much am i getting paid for this again?'

With an NHS/Lovehoney sponsorship deal, the nurses eventually decided to accept their new uniforms even if they were a bit revealing, the doctors however, flat out refused to wear the thongs and plastic stethoscope.

"I'll tell ya what, they really have made STD tests more comfortable!"

Tim- 'Wow, babe, I've always wanted to play Doctors and Nurses'

Hella- 'Excellent. Now bend over, it's enema time.'

Tim- ????

'When you told me i was being promoted, i thought you ment to senior nurse'

'Pervy Pete' was masturbating on set once again...

"*sigh* It's my turn to get the tissues then" said Hella.

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I now feel 'Pervy Pete' should be copyrighted.

'Pervy Pete'©

"And you thought they wouldn't fit in my vagina! Who looks silly now!"

'Bend over sweetheart and let me have a closer look at that mole'

Despite the fact that his right arm had fallen off, Nurse Hella wasn't doing any work in these heels.

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Lady bag.

'Personally i prefer the police woman out fit' Sarah said to James