Do you have any other toys? I was hoping for a long double ended Dildo. She keeps telling me that I am so distant at times. That way, we can be far apart and still be joined together. I'm sure it will be the solution to this long distance relationship thingy.
I like the idea of that, I'm sure I have just the right toy for you...
I unpacked my bag and got out my best LH dildos, she looked me up and down and said " that's nothing... Wait until you see my stash... My best one is this big!".
Hey, look at this! It's a prototype that Lovehoney are working on together with Bristol Zoo's breeding programme. Apparently, some animals aren't getting T on enough so Lovehoney are stepping in to help.
This is an invisible, elephant ball stretcher - obviously it has to be invisible so as not to shock the public but. Look.