Donāt say you havenāt been WARNED!
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Surely the description is even more amusing.
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Fortunately Iām a Luddite so I donāt hold with these new fangled electronic cages. My wife is the only one in control of my penis.
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Wow, now thatās a tricky spot to get out of!
Canāt say I see the benefit of an electronic version, surely the good old lock and key is fine
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Introducing bolt croppers into the LH product range to help out?
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I wouldnāt trust anything that requires an internet connection to unlock. The only one with that [physical] key is Sexterminatrix.