Don’t say you haven’t been WARNED!
Surely the description is even more amusing.
Fortunately I’m a Luddite so I don’t hold with these new fangled electronic cages. My wife is the only one in control of my penis.
Wow, now that’s a tricky spot to get out of!
Can’t say I see the benefit of an electronic version, surely the good old lock and key is fine
Introducing bolt croppers into the LH product range to help out?
I wouldn’t trust anything that requires an internet connection to unlock. The only one with that [physical] key is Sexterminatrix.