Christmas is cumming..the goose is getting fat...what horny plans have you

I'm going to do the following

-Get the 3 days leave to give myself the 10 day hol

-Order some PVC lingerie from LH for the OH to wear while she treats Santa

-Ask relatives for cash only gifts this year & save it up (see below)

-Line up some hookers for that 4 day perenially dull post boxing day / pre new years eve period

What horny Chirstmas plans have you?