That model/women, is one of the reasons, I’ve so much lingerie from LoveHoney @JGood
I hope they paid her very good 
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You didn’t want to be risque and answer the front door naked?
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I don’t think the delivery driver would be best placed to see me answer the door naked with a dildo in my ass haha! 
Although I’m sure they probably have a few wild stories to share of people caught out by their deliveries haha!
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@AJSTAR its so annoying when they don’t knock isn’t it! I bet you were so mad! I stick to late at night or home alone now do this reason I’ve had too many close calls but never fully caught luckily!!
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You’ve sure cracked the system on how best to plan around it all ! hopefully you get the house to yourself more often than I do!
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My embarrassing moment is kinda gross. I enjoy anal, and it’s where I usually have my partners finish a lot of the times. Whether I plan to or not, I always give myself an enema first using warm, filtered water and then lubricate. But I learned that it may not always work. My partner, who has a rather large 8 inch member was apparently trying to find my colon when he struck oil. I was so embarrassed. That happened with him again on another occasion before I finally told him that he wasn’t allowed to go that deep anymore.
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@AJSTAR hopefully so! Nothing worst than being caught, does it happen often to you?
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I literally never get the house to myself and when I do have a play in my room, my mum always finds some reasoning to start shouting up at me to come downstairs and do stuff! 
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Thats why im not a fan of anal!
Have done it in the past one time it was pretty gross 
It was also in hotel room
@AJSTAR must be so annoying!! You’ll have to get a lock, bathroom or do it late at night whilst they sleep and under the covers just in case if possible!
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Typically as long as you do an enema prior, it’s not a likely issue and there’s nothing visual left behind or smelly afterwards. But obviously if a guy goes deeper than most, or at least deeper than the enema goes, then there’s a chance. I wouldn’t recommend it after a Taco Bell run or anything, either, lol. But it can be very pleasurable and intimate. It’s the one thing I get to do where I feel like a submissive despite playing the role as a dom.
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I thought I’d surprise my OH on valentines day with a mould of my dick, so I did that all good. But when she decided to move in with me her parents was helping her to pack her things and discovered my mould I couldn’t stop laughing but my OH she was mortified 
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I was fortunate to get a place on a yoga class at my local gym. It’s a brilliant class but it’s very oversubscribed. I managed to get a place to put my mat down. I was enjoying the class until I saw my rear in the floor to ceiling mirror and realised my “squat proof’ leggings were nothing of the sort. I regretted my choice of nion pink thong! It was certainly more awkward doing the rest of the class after that revelation 
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Could have been worse, at least you had one on.
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Those are some good ideas to try!! I’ll have to experiment!
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@AJSTAR let us know how you get on!
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So far nonexistent!! I did have a little try the other night but soon as I started did my mum decide to get all moody around the house cause she couldn’t order something off Amazon and then started bugging me to come downstairs to sort it all out for her 
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I’ve done that before I told her to just do it and I’ll carry on I was really horny but yh regret that too