Well done Paige and Leanne for sorting all this out.
Thankfully I didn't see this review, but there are plenty of people (and companies) who have a good sense of humor when it come to product reviews.
One of my most memorable ones are for a 55 Gallon Drum of Passion lube
https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/186-0746580-4963865?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0
Over 300 reviews (mostly fictitious), they will keep you entertained for a while.