Favourite LoveHoney description quotes.

What’s yours? This really made me grin and feel a bit randy if I’m honest, so thanks 😁

“Love the love-nub nuzzling sensations of suction stimulators but wish you could add vibrations to the magical mix?

Made from silky smooth silicone, this pleasure-giving pearl polisher perfectly encircles your love button, letting waves of negative pressure drive you to pure ecstasy, while vibrations provide scintillating stimulation”

going to ask Mrs Pheebs about hers when she gets home using these descriptors!

"No honestly, it was THIS big!" Feel the frustration of many a fisherman before you as you try and describe Doc Johnson's giant Jelly Jewels dildo.

There is a RuPaul reference somewhere (thank you Jess) and it's my favourite,

Unparalleled pillowy softness pairs with the realistic sculpted lips of porn actress Stoya for a thrust and squirt experience that's as good as the real McCoy. Her 9 inch canal can accommodate most men balls-deep for absolute immersion.

Lovehoney - Paige wrote:

There is a RuPaul reference somewhere (thank you Jess) and it's my favourite,

Ahaha why thank you! I wish I could remember which one that was... I should really save my favourite descriptions. 

I'm not ashamed to say I definitely sit here laughing at my own descriptions 😂

There are to many. Jess is freaking hysterical.

RosyCheek wrote:

There are to many. Jess is freaking hysterical.

😂 I'm so glad I'm not the only one amused by my ramblings! 

Aha! You are an artiste Jess 😆

'I love chafing myself during masturbation', said no one ever, so treat yourself to friction-free pleasure with Lovehoney Release

Saw this one last night while looking at some lubes and it made me laugh.