My lady and I decided to get messy today, so we put a red satin sheet on the bed, then took a big pot of yoghurt and some extra thick double cream out of the fridge. I won't risk the wrath of the moderators by describing in detail what happened, suffice to say we made a lot of mess of the bed, ourselves and expended a lot of energy. When we're well covered in sploshy food, sex gets very noisy! We took a few photos of each other and I took a short video of my lady using her favourite dildo, also very noisily. Now we're trying to clean up but just a little food goes a long way.
Strawberries, cream, chocolate spread it's all good!
Fantastic. Might I suggest adding honey. Also - prosecco: goes v well with oral ;-)