What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve done at work?
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Nothing, and I always strongly recommend against this. Aside from anything else, most workplaces have a lot of cctv these days.
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Many years ago, technically at work, as I was in a works vehicle, a lady friend sitting on my cock whilst I was in the drivers seat. It was daylight, in a country park, car park and we both finished with amazing orgasms.
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Many, many years ago when I was a young teacher I was a FWB with a female colleague.
All of our sexual activities were outside our workplace apart from one occasion where we both had some free time and had sex in her (locked) classroom.
I sat on her teachers chair and she knelt in front of me and started with a blow job then, before I could finish, she stood up straddled me face to face and lowered herself down on to my cock. We both came together and it was an amazing experience but we never repeated it.
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Returned fire with an elastic band after my colleague fired one at me.
He’s now my husband of 13 years and counting.
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Nice try HR!! 
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We had some porn magazines hidden in a desk at work. When I was married to my ex wife, and not having sex, I would sometimes go to the toilet for a quick wank. It was private so nobody could walk in on me. It took a bit of the pressure off, and actually helped me do my job better.
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Nice, great employment perks!
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I’ve 100% masturbated dozens of times at work in the toilets. I also had an above the clothes fondle of an ex colleague in the lifts once whilst kissing.
An ex colleague once sat on my lap and gave me a couple of grinds once, which probably would have been caught by CCTV had they specifically looked for it, but wouldn’t have been super obvious.
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We had a female employee who was VERY sexually promiscuous. I remember walking on one of the remote areas of the plant,and seeing two sets of shoe prints, one directly behind the other, obviously some standing doggy took place there. Another time, another area, signs of one person standing, and knee and foot prints facing the other prints. Don’t need to be a savant to figure out what went on there. The subject employee was on duty on both occasions . And , if I recall, the recipient was a member of management at the time, supposedly.
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I have had a pre marriage blow job late in the office one night, was illicit and fun. Pre cctv days….
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Samantha here. In my 1st full time job back when I was 18. I gave a bj in the toilets to a couple of guys. (At different times).
A couple of years ago I met ben at his work as we were going out for the evening. The other staff had gone and ben was locking up. I flashed him stocking tops under my dress and took me into the staff room and bent me over the couch. I remember having to take my nickers off half way through the evening as they were just full of cum and soaking.
Quite a few times at work over the last few years, I have either gone to work wearing my butt plug or I have taken it to work and inserted it half way through the day. Its a big turn on thinking “if only they knew what I had up there”.
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Early days at work I did sneak off for the odd wank in the gents. Typically always horny teenager surrounding by mature ladies move I admit 
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I replaced an essential spreadsheet with a copy that was almost identical but would break about 5 uses later.
I deleted the original
Oooh…sex things. Nothing really.
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Have had a few wanks in the showers at work
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Not me but a work colleague. We were both working on a Saturday, building was empty apart from a maintenance guy who she was friendly with, she’s divorced he is married with two young children. Both smokers so they go off to the smoking room. About an hour later she comes back fussing with her hair. She admits to me that she gave him a bj in the smoking room and he came all over her hair and she’s asking me does her hair look ok can I see his cum in her hair. I said no its all ok, yeah like it’s all over her hair right.
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Before our office went open plan I had my own office. Quite often I’d finger myself sitting at my desk. I was having fun one afternoon with the “Do Not Disturb” sign on my door when one of the young male office juniors came in. He hadn’t seen the sign. I was as horny as hell and the young lad had the time of his life! He was quite good actually!
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Way back, when my OH actually had a sex drive, we had at one another in her office since she had extra time when one of her clients cancelled. She sat the afternoon with my cum dribbling into her panties. Like Star Wars, a looong time ago in a galaxy……
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Me and my Mrs met eachother at work.
We have never done anything naughty AT work, however we used to be ‘on tools’ on an aircraft environment. Would have loved to have had sex in a helicopter!
However working from home now has it’s benefits on work time..
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@Wood-Nymph …Sounds a bit like the movie " There’s something about Mary"
If you haven’t seen it , cum works as a makeshift hair gel 
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