The Dynamic Duo tackle the 16-inch Dildo Extreme, 16 Mar 2011
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Holy Dong, Batman! Is that the Joker in your y-fronts or are you just pleased to see me?
I'm always pleased to see you, Robin, you know that. But, no - this is the latest gadgetry that will help us defeat those in downtown Gothbum City. It's the 16-inch Dildo Extreme from Lovehoney! With this mega-sized cock, we can take on even the most extreme desires and satisfy all those lusty gals and guys out there.
Wow! That's awesome, Batman! I'd have to do it eight times in quick succession to give a gal that many inches! How do we put such a magnificent member to work?
Well, Robin - we lube 'em up and ease it in gently at first. It's bigger than anything anyone's ever experienced, so we have to be careful. The Governor will be watching.
Holy Butt-Plug, that's gotta hurt! You best try it on me before we let it loose on those Gothbum City dudes. I'll slip out of these tights and touch my toes right away!
Nice work, Robin. You make a great target. Hold steady! Here she comes. Ease it in gently. To the left a bit, to the right. There she goes.
SQUELCH! SLURP! POP! AHHHH!
Is it all in yet, Batman?
No Robin, only the end so far. You're tighter than the Penguin and that's saying something as his is watertight! More lube, we need more lube...
SQUIRT! SPLOSH! SPLAT!
Holy Helmets, that feels good, Batman! Push it in, I can take it. This back-passage of mine needs excavating and that feels like the right tool for the job!
It certainly is, Robin. I just need to get this thing right in here. It's moving good now. I think we are getting there. The balls are fast approaching. How do you do it, Robin? I thought this was too much for your small, but perfectly formed, tunnel-of-love?
Like I said, Batman, I can take more punishment than the Joker, the Riddler and the Penguin could when we found them all in bed together with Cat-woman!
Too right there, Robin - we certainly gave those three a good seeing-to. I couldn't get rid of the smell for over a week!
Holy Creampie, Batman, I think I'm about to...
WHOOSH! ProsIt's MASSIVE - need I say more?