Someone send me towards a good porn with a plot. I enjoy the wham bam thank you mam porn (especially if its amature lol) but I'm so sick of seeing plastic looking girls who scream all the way through. Noone does that in real life- stop doing in porn! It's off putting!
Roxy1990 wrote:
Ok Ducky, girly porn? what could you recommend to someone looking for something aimed at women? Setting a challenge here cause if i have to put up with one more blonde staring at me when im trying to get the job done im gonna scream and not the good kind lol
Try Petra Joy as well. I recently reviewed a 18 film for LH, but she also does R18 from her website http://www.petrajoy.com/
crayola wrote:
Someone send me towards a good porn with a plot. I enjoy the wham bam thank you mam porn (especially if its amature lol) but I'm so sick of seeing plastic looking girls who scream all the way through. Noone does that in real life- stop doing in porn! It's off putting!
not a girl, but gonna reply anyway ...
Skinny girls with enormous tits ... super skinny girls with bones and ribs and backbones all sticking out ... all that "ahh ahh ahh ahh" constantly .... All of those are such a turn off makes it hard to watch (or rather, it doesn't make it hard! ).
A story line can be quite entertaining but not when the lines are delivered really badly as is sadly so often the case.
Give me a porno with Real People with Real Bodies anyday.
Well said Christicus ^_^
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Real porn but we would have to all get together to achieve that wouldn't we campers!!
TB
Yeah I think a variety of body shapes is way more sexy anyway. I like athletic guys generlaly, but a whole film of that gets same-y, variety is good.
Yep athletic guys work for me as well fnarr fnarr !!!
TB
Bingo Caller wrote:
crayola wrote:
Someone send me towards a good porn with a plot. I enjoy the wham bam thank you mam porn (especially if its amature lol) but I'm so sick of seeing plastic looking girls who scream all the way through. Noone does that in real life- stop doing in porn! It's off putting!
not a girl, but gonna reply anyway ...
Skinny girls with enormous tits ... super skinny girls with bones and ribs and backbones all sticking out ... all that "ahh ahh ahh ahh" constantly .... All of those are such a turn off makes it hard to watch (or rather, it doesn't make it hard! ).
A story line can be quite entertaining but not when the lines are delivered really badly as is sadly so often the case.Give me a porno with Real People with Real Bodies anyday.
I tend to watch with the sound off a lot of the time.
I find the vids on redtube are the worst for it. A lot of them are these samples from Brazzers. Mainly super skinny uber huge boobs and all have same layout. Blowjob....Bit of "pussy action" then some anal. Im a tight arse and wont pay for porn lol.
imeldaimelda wrote:
Yeah I think a variety of body shapes is way more sexy anyway. I like athletic guys generlaly, but a whole film of that gets same-y, variety is good.
I agree. Also be nice to see a guy really enjoying it as well as her. Neither of them ever seem to enjoy it because they are too busy concentrating on the camera. I've turned off a vid before now because I cant concentrate when they aint enjoying it. Also theres a Brazzers male porn star who looks remarkably like Silvester Stalone but younger.
mama wrote:
i hate girly porn... porn with a story.. please!!!... i want lots of action, i want to see the gory detail, i don't want cheesy music and soft lights...arrrgggghhh....
Yeah i'm with you on this ! I wanna see filth pure filth !!
To be honest I don't watch porn often and when I do I usually just watch amatur (sorry if that's not spelt right) porn that involves doggy style mostly. Sometimes I watch oral sex (blow job) videos to see how others do it.
I have thought about buying myself a porn DVD but I wouldn't know what to buy. =P
i like to watch porn bloopers, but thats just to see the little skinny blondes falling over and generally making a fool of themselves, it's rather funny, (as long as no-one gets hurt)
but if i'm watching porn, i always go for girl on girl, mainly because i can't stand the horrible shoits of the willy going in and out, i dont ever see it that detailed in real life. i do not need to see it in porn, and the fellas never look like they are enjoying themselves, i do ahve to watch the porn with the sounds turned down however as the ridiculous screams are too much
the worst is the asian girls, if i'm ever watching porn and then an asian girl enters the eqiation i have to turn off because i feel like i am violating them because they just sound like they are in so much pain, makes me feel bad!
sorry for the spelling mistakes by the way, fingers are very shaky atm and the letters have worn out of my keyboard!
Like to watch porn with my hubby and seems like I agree with alot of the above posts. No crappy music, no banging away for hours whilst the woman looks like she might aswell be filing her nails, and on that subject no long fake nails - you could lose one of those somewhere!
I do like hardcore, bit of a story threesome or more and when in the mood a bit of girly action, love the use of toys.
Mainly watch youporn watched a couple of movies when I was younger but they were pretty crappy would happily try a diffferent one.
Watching porn has encouraged hubby and I to be more experimental and try new things so hooray for porn!
I like porn, the fiancé notsomuch, but he doesn't mind if I have a watch if he's not well enough for sex (we're both chronically ill), and has quite often reaped the rewards of my avid viewing if you get what I mean!
I don't think I have a preference for style, depends what mood I'm in, have even been known to watch some hentai but it tends to be the tamer stuff - plus tentacle porn just makes me laugh.
I enjoy girl on girl but would only wathc it if with my other half and then we don't see too much of it as we get carried away with each other.
I don't watch porn although occasionally in films that have adult scenes I become excited. Primarily I prefer to read, I'm not much one for sound and the real noises from another couple just make me giggle, watching real people would peak my curiousity but I don't think I'd want to use them to get off on.
I love girl on girl ive only watched a few with men in, i prefer girl on girl by far, although some are awful, watched one lastnight and it was the worst by far, ended up turning it off, worst money ive spent on pay per view, silly music and in a cage .
I watch them with my OH (dont think hes that keen) and on my own. x
I watch it from time to time on youporn and have about 10 dvds. I like DP, anal and really rough fooking where the woman is properly moaning rather than that fake oo rr crap that they tend to put on whilst doing their daft pouting at the cams lol. Dress up is always good eg maid, secretary and school girl. I like dress up myself and the idea of being taken advantage of x
I love to watch porn and probably watch it more on my own now than with the hubby, although the other night we took the laptop upstairs with us ;-) I never pay for porn, although we di have a few dvd's in the wardrobe, we always use the likes of youporn or porn hub.
I like watching most types...suppose I'm a slight voyer (sp?!) so get off on most types but hubby prefers amatture couples. I like girl on girl as I suppose I am slightly curious. Never really watched porn before I met my hubby, but there again I was only 16 and he is older than me lol! We got into it together and I realised how much Iiked it and therefore found it enjoyable to watch myself hehe! xx
monstergeeza wrote:
Where do you see porn bloopers !?
Anyone else think it would be hilarious to watch porn in tune to the Benni Hill music?