Yes
HYE
Stabbed someone with a fork?
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@DLJL it was the first thing that popped into my head! I did mean playfully, you know when someone teases and says they’re going to take the best bit of your dinner or dessert and it’s like “try it and I’ll stab you with my fork” kind of thing 
Not condoning non-consensual pain or violence!
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Absolutely, my comment was meant to be light hearted joshing.
I think if we are all honest we have all encountered the same feelings when presented with a delicious dessert. 
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anyone comes between me and lemon cheesecake or macaroni cheese and the fork will be waved threateningly 
Should probably get back on track 
No but almost!
HYE
Sent food back in a restaurant?
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Yes
HYE Saved someone’s life?
Touch my food feel my fork
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Yes my previous boss was having a heart attack
HYE
Been gagged during sex
Often 
HYE had a love bite you couldn’t hide?
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Yes
Hye broken a toe?
Yes I think so although I didn’t seek medical advice I just put up and shut up.
HYE Broke a world record.
Nope
Ever had sex in the shower?
Yeah several times, not as easy as you’d think!
HYE vomitted during sex / foreplay?
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No HYE been on a TV show or the news ?
Yes
HYE had sex in work
No
HYE masturbated at work?
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No
HYE had sex at your parent’s house?
Yes
HYE had sex in a lift / elevator?
No.
HYE Had sex on a beach
Yes
Hye eaten fried liver
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