No.
HYE had sex with an item of furniture
Yes if a sofa counts.
Have you ever watched you and your partner(s) in a mirror?
HYE lost something up an orifice?
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Yes , was eating candied cherries out of my ex . Came up one short and by the time I got it out we decided that was a bad idea . Almost lost a butt plug up myself , it got retired !
SQ
SQ means âSame questionâ, yes? OKâŚ
Yes, I once lost a cherry (not MY cherry but a fresh cherry 
) up my partnerâs vagina. I was supposed to be just popping them in a short way and fishing them out again with my tongue, butâŚerâŚyeah - like THAT was going to work! 
We had several minutes of near-panic before I finally managed to grab hold of the stalk of the cherry between two fingers and veeeeeeery gently draw it out, with both of us praying that the stalk would stay attached until it emerged. It did, thank goodness: we really didnât want to be heading off to the local A+E department for the amusement of the nurses. Once it was out, my OH shot me a look and, in a very stern voice, said âWe are NEVER doing that again!â Yes, miss! 
HYE successfully held a phone conversation with an unsuspecting parent/family member/somebody in officialdom while being teased/given a good seeing-to by your partner?
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Yes!! I was using my Big Boy Vibrating Prostate Massager and was getting a big carried away, I anal stretch so the size of the toy isnât a problem but obviously the size of my anus was as it easily swallowed up the whole toy!! So there I am stood their with the whole toy up my arse vibrating on top setting literally pooing myself wondering what the hell I was going to do! Before I made what I could only think would be the inevitable embarrassing trip to AE I sat on the toilet and slowly pushed and after what seemed like an age it finally emerged from my anus still going at full speed!! Fortunately I always douche before anal play so it wasnât as bad as it could have been! Needless to say that was the last time I played with that toy as I could trust myself not to get carried away, the toy not to stay where itâs supposed to or my hungry ass not devouring it all up again!!
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Yes - well if wearing a vibrating butt plug counts?
I was kneeling backwards on my home office chair with said plug in my bum having a jolly old time - the phone rang and instinctively I just turned round and picked it up - not looking at the caller display first, that was my mistake - it was my Gran, and she was not in a mood for a quick hello and then goodbye⌠so about 25-30 minutes later of us talking about anything and everything - you know what grans are likeâŚshe finally hang up and I was there still leaning on my chair, hard as can be, huge pool of precum on my leather chair thinking that the moment I stroke my dick I will probably explode!
SQ?
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Does a dime up your nose count
Hye been caught Masturbating by anyone besides your OH
Not quite, close but not quite
Hye dropped a plate full of food?
Many times!
HYE farted at an unfortunate moment?
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Yes unfortunately for me it was at sis in law wadding just as her new hubby said I do
H y e tripped over in the middle of a store
âŚas opposed to all those fortunate ones? 
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Well, since you put it like that! 
A fortunate one would be when someone you donât like is around, you let them have it then leave the scene of the crime!
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These are clearly the words of a man with previous⌠
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Shhhhh 
Not that I can recall 
Hye lost a shoe?
No but donât you girls do that often especially when you have been out on the drink
Haha, I never have
Hye slept for over 12 hours?
Yes we had a mff threesome with a friend of ours, was a great experience but one you should only try if everyone is comfortable and knows the boundaries and limits.
Hye left your toys out and been caught by a friend or neighbour
Yes! I will always remember my landlord and a contractor in my room, the contractor was measuring with a laser and the laser landed directly on my dildo that I had tried to disguise on my fireplace!