Have You Ever?

Yes, at college under a staircase

HYE made a sex tape

Yes, used to have a camcorder. Quality was average.

HYE. Had sex on a beach?

Not quite the beach but on the sand dunes just behind them
Hye had sex with someone of the same sex

Yes, during a period I was separated from my wife I experimented with another man.

HYE had sex in a sling with multiple people.

No

HYE had a hands free orgasm?

Yes about an hour ago decided to slide my ass onto suction cup dildo as I’ve been promised in OH word “a right good pegging “
Hye watched your OH have sex with someone of the same sex

No, they are not even curious in that respect.

HYE worn out a sex toy?

Yes many off them and it’s a sad day when they die

HYE accidentally left a toy behind :cry:

Yes a couple of years ago in Tunisia we left an 8” dildo behind didn’t realise till we unpacked cases we had the harness but no toy

HYE regretted using a sex toy (what and why)

No.
HYE. Gone skinny dipping

Hell yeah

HYE had sex in the sea??

Yes

HYE: Eaten your partners cream pie from another man.

No, although we have toyed with the idea of introducing a third person into our sex lives, it has yet to happen so the opportunity hasn’t arisen.

SQ

Yes but it was our trans friends cum
Hye had someone go atm with you

‘atm’? What does this stand for please?

Ass to mouth

In that case nope. In response to the HYE question.

In response to the previous HYE question, my answer is no.

HYE bought you OH lingerie for your pleasure rather than theirs?

Yes - far too many times.

HYE masturbated over a catalogue such as Littlewoods or Freemans?