Just joined and placed our first order a few days ago. We are a scottish couple who have been married for 10 months and been together for 8 years.

Very impressed with the site and customer service so far and looking forward to becoming part of the community.


Hellooooooooo.... Welcome :)

Have lots and lots of fun here!

Hi there, Welcome and have fun

Hello!! Welcome xx

Hi and welcome p

hi and welcome


hello and welcome

Hello and Welcome to the forum

Hello and welcome :)

Hello & welcome to the Orgasm Army!

We r a really friendly bunch (except 4 me!)

Here is the official welcome thread (and OA rules):


There r quite a few scottish couples on here; must b the water!

Thanks all for the welcome

Wilkibo - Must be something to do with the water :) Or just the fact were a horny happy bunch.

Hello welcome to the forums, hope you both have lots of fun.


i recently joined also, with my partner for three years, this site is definatly going to be spicing up our nite life, cant wait to recieve my order and buy new bits, definatly agree the customer service is fantastic

x Seika x

Hello and welcome from a fellow Scottish person!

hi and welcome to the forum