A trip down memory lane…where did you hide your sex toys when you were younger? How about now?
When we were young enough to need to hide sex toys they really weren’t a thing and by the time we had a collection of sex toys we were old enough not to need to hide them
Never hidden anything sex oriented, if someone’s in my personal space bedroom and finds something. Then they better answer why they were in there first, and then I’ll introduce them to what sub life is like.
Not really hidden, but when I lived at home with my parents they lived in a drawer of my divan bad. Now, they live in 3 large storage boxes under our bed… and bags in the bottom of the wardrobe… and the bottom drawer of a chest of drawers… and the most regularly used on the bedside table
Porno mags were under the bed.
Porn mags under the floorboards, they don’t make mags with 2 pages any more, they were very thick pages though
We have a locked suitcase in our wardrobe (we have young children)
Used to be deep in a cupboard in old cardboard boxes. How we have two dedicated black plastic boxes. We have children so they’re in a high cupboard covered at the front by my wife’s clothes.
Every time I need to get them out I have to put all her clothes on the floor to get them out, she has far too many clothes
Under bed, in wardrobe and back of drawers
Small cardboard box in top of our head knocker in toilet room.
Still hiding mine lol
We bought a wooden blanket box to keep ours in. Not really hidden, as its just us two. More to keep them in one place so we know where they are. But there are a few bits sat on the bedside cabinets. All my lovehoney outfits are in the divan drawers.
@JGood “Sub life”? You mean the one with more stuffies than birthdays and your weight in chocolate and more orgasms than you’ve had roast dinners? That “sub life”?
I used to hide my toys in my wardrobe, and much to my annoyance my mother still pried, even when I reached adulthood (I moved out at 22, largely because my boyfriend-now-husband was on the brink of homelessness [and through no fault of his own] but also because social services realised I was being emotionally abused by my mother). I remember having a tubberware box with a simple vibrator in it that I kept behind the drawers in the bottom of my wardrobe, and I’d have to take the drawers out to get to it. My mother may have thought she was smart, but I was still smarter
Now: Behold, our Magnolia Room of Sensation, proudly designed by yours truly They’re not “hidden” anymore, just tidy and safe
I have always been kinda proud about my toys, so no hiding
Freezer bag marked MIXED VEGETABLES -just kidding.