Hogwats school Harry Potter

I have recently rewatched the Harry Potter films and got me thinking about a 6 form or adult education so all over 18. So if you had to rename the 4 houses but with a sexual twist what would they be? Then which house would the sexy sorting hat place you and why? So Griffenwhore Slutherin Huffleblow Ravencum Sorting hat. I am brave sexy and adventurous, but good and caring aswell. So Griffenwhore. Just a bit of fun. Can also talk about things you could do with magic and wants.