yes, a couple of times over the years but more importantly...MRS has (that was meant to be that her experience is more important, came off as braggart, but didn't change because it was funny)
I bet you never got so hot and sweet during sex that you had to move it to the shower?
No, I like it hot and sweaty
I bet you've never fallen off the bed when having sex
Yes, the bruises were not great
I bet you haven't been caught buying sex toys by your friend?
No, I actually sometimes go buy them together with my best girlfriend. (Beause she's a bit of a newbie, so we share experiences and tips...)
I bet you never fell asleep during sex.
Absolutely not. It'd be time for a trade-in if that happened.
I bet you have never made love on a swing in the garden
not my garden... hehe
bet you never had sex in someone elses garden
Years ago, yes.
Bet you have never felt like you are an XXX-rated movie star?
actually I have... when MRS brags on me after a particularly playful/fun session; especially after we do a recording! But you know, that is just her being kind. (I have no dullusion that I look like one though)
I bet you have never used a sex machine
Every time. He's a real live sex machine. Just think how big-headed he'll get when he sees this ;)
I bet you've never held your partners dildo / vibe next to your own tool and wondered 'what if'?
clarification: what if what?
You compared favourably, of course................
"what if that were me"?
Oh, hmm.... yes I would say in my own way.
I never considered that I was anything less than preimum until we got MRS her first "life like" dildo. She guessed at my numbers and we bought something in that vein... we can just say she (and an ex) both were overly complementary. or they just have no clue as to how to judge space/distance.
That said, most of her toys are smaller than me
I bet you never expected that detailed of an answer
Your wife is a lovely, kind lady. Yes, you always give a good answer. That's why I enjoy our chats.
In my humble opinion, 99% of men have no idea what 8" is (for round figures) It always amuses me when people state their cock size and bust size on certain threads. Amazing how everyone on here is way above average. I bet you''ve never noticed that?
oh, but I have... LOL
Hers was based on how her hands fit, then transposed that to a ruler... seemed logical. Um, not so much LOL. That really did bother me for awhile, but I got over it and long ago, I realized I wanted it for me and not her. that lead me to understand we were quite literally made for each other. I never told her how I felt until we were purging the toybox and she got rid of the larger items because they hurt her. That is when I realized I was exactly what she was looking for all along.
I bet you have never been with a circumsized fella
Yes - prior to G
Bet you've never shared a mud spa treatment
true story
I bet you never expected to hear my baggage (sorry)
What???
just the long post about details that probably are uninteresting (all the back story)
Still confused
I bet you never rode on one of those crazy mechanical bucking bulls?
no, just horses
I bet you never have either