I bet you've never

OH has, mine wasn't full body

bet you never wore a rope body harness out under your clothes

No - what sort of deviant do you take me for? I don't like to spoil the smooth outline of my designer clothes.

I bet you never wasted your time tying someone up in a rope body harness when simply throwning a fishing net over their head would do the trick in a fraction of the time?

I have never thrown a fishnet on someone... besides, the tying is as much part of it as what comes next.

I bet you have never asked a woman when she was due, and saw red in her eyes as you realized she wasn't expecting

No my main man did though. He was battered & bruised for a month.

I bet you've never had sex with your gardener?

since MRS and I share that role, I can kind of say yes...

I bet you have never broke furniature during sex

Yes - but not my own. It was a bed in a hotel years ago with an ex. We propped it back up when we left as if nothing had happened.

I bet you've never made a piece of furniture?

I have, I made our night stands.

I bet you have never tied someone's door shut

No, but I've glued someone's mouth shut!

I've got a business meeting in a few minutes - maybe catch you later Cowboy!

I bet you'll miss me when I'm gone.......................................

We always do....

I bet you laugh at my profile pic whether in amusement, boredom or disgust!

Yes - It turns me on - I have a foot fetish. I'm a total slut when it comes to having my feet messed with. You pic just conjures up images of bliss................... ahh!

I bet you've never spent 24 hours worshipping a lady's beautiful feet.

I'd love to..... but no. (Why do you think my profile pic is like it is!)

I bet you've never had a guy cum on your toes?

You are right

I bet you have never sat in a business meeting thinking bad thoughts because of all the chatter on a sex centered forum.

Never been in a business meeting! but i probably would be :p

I bet youve never been tied up and blindfolded?

Blackcherry wrote:

Never been in a business meeting! but i probably would be :p

I bet youve never been tied up and blindfolded?

Yep - loved it

Bet you've never drunk sperm from a glass?

(ROPE) I have, but normally am the TOP thus doing the tying.

(cum from a glass) nope but I loaded the glass

I bet you have never been tied (wrist to ankles, outside your thighs), blindfolded, ear plugs, gagged.

Cowboy81 wrote:

You are right, not 24hrs. but foot rubs and such are a normal part of our foreplay. MRS loves having her feet rubbed.

I bet you have never sat in a business meeting thinking bad thoughts because of all the chatter on a sex centered forum.

Mindreader! I made some pretty poor decisions early afternoon.

I'll let Cowboy or Wild Wanton Thing answer Blackcherry's post - seeing they're a pair of sexual deviants. lol

WildThing wrote:

Blackcherry wrote:

Never been in a business meeting! but i probably would be :p

I bet youve never been tied up and blindfolded?

Yep - loved it

Bet you've never drunk sperm from a glass?

WT - what is it with you - a glass & a dollop of dirty man juice? (just in case you were wondering - not done the experiment yet. I don't think it'll work how you predicted 'cos he's had a vasectomy)

Cowboy81 wrote:

(ROPE) I have, but normally am the TOP thus doing the tying.

(cum from a glass) nope but I loaded the glass

I bet you have never been tied (wrist to ankles, outside your thighs), blindfolded, ear plugs, gagged.

And you're just as bad..................................... clack, clack of tongue.

I don't know why I'm friends with such dirty, dirty boys. lol

Blackcherry will have to answer your question 'cos you know I'm not into all that getting caught up in a fishingnet stuff.

mrsdivine69 wrote:

WildThing wrote:

Yep - loved it

Bet you've never drunk sperm from a glass?

WT - what is it with you - a glass & a dollop of dirty man juice? (just in case you were wondering - not done the experiment yet. I don't think it'll work how you predicted 'cos he's had a vasectomy)

I don't know.... I have only done it once..... or twice..... ;) I'm intrigued... It doesn't "Swim" of course.... that would be silly.... instead, it just drifts, like a jellyfish in a tank, clumped together in globules.....

I bet you've never tried to catch "globules" in water using a straw?

mrsdivine69 wrote:

And you're just as bad..................................... clack, clack of tongue.

I don't know why I'm friends with such dirty, dirty boys. lol

Blackcherry will have to answer your question 'cos you know I'm not into all that getting caught up in a fishingnet stuff.

You are friends with those you like.. that is what friend means LOL

mrsdivine69 wrote:

WT - what is it with you - a glass & a dollop of dirty man juice? (just in case you were wondering - not done the experiment yet. I don't think it'll work how you predicted 'cos he's had a vasectomy)

It still does the jelly fish thing, I have been cut and have cum in water since.

I bet you have never had someone put hot wax (candle not pedi wax) on your feet?