If carlsburg did sex toys...

As a contination of a convo on the Reminder thread.

What would people create as the Best sex toy creation. it could be a speaking dildo, a toy that self cleans, anything!

What would you love to see added to the sex world!?

Easy- a mechanical lifelike sex doll, can't fulfil the emotional aspect but everything else... yes, please.

Also, interchangable glass/silicone/g-spot etc dildos for it. Add some customisable accents to it's voice... *swoon*

As you can tell I've not given much thought to this at all and not asking for too much either... ;P

I don't know if this already exists...and if it doesn't I'm not quite sure on HOW it could exist haha but a double ended dildo that'd be specifically shaped to allow for double anal penetration to both partners whilst they can engage in regular penentration on each other..to my mind this would involve girl on top but hmmm

A wand that makes a cup of tea after.

Long rabbit ears, a g spot shaft that vibrates strongly. Makes no noise and has no controls, it can just sense what you need and goes for it!!

Self cleans, self lubricates and dispenses pieces of dark chocolate.

Im sure my OH would say LH magic wand with rabbit ears so id go with it for her

Several of these sound good to me. I can't think of anything to add though.

dotdashdot wrote:

Long rabbit ears, a g spot shaft that vibrates strongly. Makes no noise and has no controls, it can just sense what you need and goes for it!!

Self cleans, self lubricates and dispenses pieces of dark chocolate.

haha sex AND chocolate? surely thats just TOO much? :p xx

A vibrating glass dildo wouldnt go a miss at the min

KinkyFuckery wrote:

A vibrating glass dildo wouldnt go a miss at the min

They already exist :)

TTurtle wrote:

dotdashdot wrote:

Long rabbit ears, a g spot shaft that vibrates strongly. Makes no noise and has no controls, it can just sense what you need and goes for it!!

Self cleans, self lubricates and dispenses pieces of dark chocolate.

haha sex AND chocolate? surely thats just TOO much? :p xx

No such thing as too much ;) x

I'd love something that brings great pleasure without me having to instigate it myself or even do any of thw work in any way, then f**ks off afterwards and leaves £20 on the pillow! That would be perfect ;)

TTurtle wrote:

KinkyFuckery wrote:

A vibrating glass dildo wouldnt go a miss at the min

They already exist :)

Tell me where

KinkyFuckery wrote:

TTurtle wrote:

KinkyFuckery wrote:

A vibrating glass dildo wouldnt go a miss at the min

They already exist :)

Tell me where

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12035 =)

Honeytongue wrote:

A wand that makes a cup of tea after.

I am with this 100%

Nymeria wrote:

KinkyFuckery wrote:

TTurtle wrote:

KinkyFuckery wrote:

A vibrating glass dildo wouldnt go a miss at the min

They already exist :)

Tell me where

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12035 =)

Thank you Nymeria x

Nymeria wrote:

KinkyFuckery wrote:

TTurtle wrote:

KinkyFuckery wrote:

A vibrating glass dildo wouldnt go a miss at the min

They already exist :)

Tell me where

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12035 =)

There are also hollow ones with bullets inside. The Lovehoney sounds good but i think some of the others look better.

mmmmmm sounds good

Doesnt LH do a competetion every now and then design a sex toy ?

TTurtle wrote:

I don't know if this already exists...and if it doesn't I'm not quite sure on HOW it could exist haha but a double ended dildo that'd be specifically shaped to allow for double anal penetration to both partners whilst they can engage in regular penentration on each other..to my mind this would involve girl on top but hmmm

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14776 It can be done If you want to know how you only have to ask

A toy that could cook & clean, etc