Does building a full dungeon or guesthouse playroom count as a sex toy?
Cause that’s absolutely my gut reaction.
I’ll have to think a little longer about details otherwise.
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If that’s the case I chose a fifty room country manor as a sex hotel/room 
Also involve @Oldman in its design and a few others who have built rooms like @batjamboree
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I’d probably just go all out and get a lifelike sexy doll type toy or a thrusting dildo machine 
Okay, a little more thought given to the specifics, and assuming a LH shopping spree here would be my list:
- Liberator Cello Sex Couch - Mostly, if I’m going to have a chair in the bedroom to throw my once-worn-but-not-dirty clothes on, it should look like a piece of modern art. Looks like it would be comfy and supportive for multiple positions to mix things up and get off the bed.
- The Cowgirl Premium Remote and App Controlled Riding Sex Machine - I mean, because obviously, right?
- Pipedream Extreme Realistic Male Sex Doll 388oz - I dream of the peak ways to play out the DP fantasy with my wife. I’m not sure I’d want a full-size male sex doll floating around (if they even make them), but this would be sweet to have.
- We-Vibe Melt - And just because it’s our favorite toy - I’d maybe by a whole pallet of these just to ensure we never ran out.
I would definitely invest in a hands free toy , something app controlled, I could just close my eyes lay back and just let the toy thrust and edge me into oblivion…
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If money was no object, it wouldn’t be one toy but enough to fill the sex dungeon. St Andrews Cross would be on the list, but not sure how much use it would get.
Got to love a St Andrews Cross 
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