rub her boobs up and down my back
Gunther can you be my personal jester? you do make me laugh!
2nd Chance T wrote:
Gunther can you be my personal jester? you do make me laugh!
Sex is the best fun you can have without laughing......but its better with a few laughs
deep throat me with her strap on then peg me
give me a blow job while reading julie peasgoods tips on how to deepthroat
hmmm quite like the boob back massage idea. might ask my OH to give it a try.
Smoothballs82 wrote:
hmmm quite like the boob back massage idea. might ask my OH to give it a try.
very soft warm feeling, rather nice on the buttocks as well
If she wants to feel like a woman I will rip my shirt off and when she has ironed it she can get me a beer.
damned funny bi guy
kiss my neck and throat as her nipples brush against mine
Well I'd probably have to explain what I'm wearing so I doubt I could get her to do anything!
Blindfold and softly stroke and tickle me all over with lengthy periods of no contact mixed in
attach bells to her ear lobes labia and nipples and screw me singing jingle bells
Take her from behind facing away from the TV during the FA cup final (shes an LFC fan)
gently scrub my whole body with her bush
help me with my pelvic floor exercises and draw me a map
Go out shopping and leave her sister here lol
lay on her back and gently lick my testicles
gunther wrote:
lay on her back and gently lick my testicles
why dont you just write a whole story gunther lol
Dee I am hopeless at stringing things together..its just a series of impressions and memories + a few outrageous ideas that would never happen. Plus thats the way I think when away from home as soon as Ive been home for 48 hrs my whole mind set changes...we never discuss sex when Ive just arrived lol
PS my sis in law and i hate each other with unbridled passion that idea had me in stiches we cant even look at each other without snarling
tie my tackle up with string, whistle and say lets go walkies