Lesbian Clown Porn

I just wanted to see a thread where I just had to read the title and it would make me smile.

Sorry x

(PS Carly give me until at least 11.30pm until you delete it )

That made me smile too!

hmm i did see somethng on sexcetra ( that crappy playboy show on virgin 1) about how some people find clowns sexy. and theres a troupe somewhere in america that make porn of things like people fucking each other with long clown noses :S

so obviously somewhere there will be lesbian clown porn

there you are smooth its a topic lol!

ha ha I wouldn't doubt it. So who is going to admit having watched LCP?

SmoothOne wrote:

ha ha I wouldn't doubt it. So who is going to admit having watched LCP?

Can't say that I have but you've inspired me to draw some pictures lol!

Ecksvie wrote:

SmoothOne wrote:

ha ha I wouldn't doubt it. So who is going to admit having watched LCP?

Can't say that I have but you've inspired me to draw some pictures lol!

Ha ha if nothing else I've made you two smile and inspired you. maybe not a waste of a day after all

sweetlove666 wrote:

that crappy playboy show

Really, I used to watch that and I liked it, not as much as 3001 a sex odessy but it was alright. Maybe it's really gone downhill since then though. As for the lesbien clown porn, i've seen a lot of weird sex related things but never that, somehow I dont feel as though im missing out.

Schibi wrote:

sweetlove666 wrote:

that crappy playboy show

Really, I used to watch that and I liked it, not as much as 3001 a sex odessy but it was alright. Maybe it's really gone downhill since then though. As for the lesbien clown porn, i've seen a lot of weird sex related things but never that, somehow I dont feel as though im missing out.

sexcetras allright, but they show the same 4 or 5 from 1999 or the early 2000's and they are looking quite dated and boring cause there on a loop!

well, 46 extra mins than you asked for!! x

Nexas wrote:

Well...I've got a phobia of clowns so this'd probably make me curl up in the foetal position...

With you on this one....though the lesbian part might confuse matters ... now I'm torn! Lol!

xxKPxx

How can you tell a girl clown from a guy clown? And how does a female clown get it on? There's a lot of baggy pants and stuff in the way... I don't see how this can work.

Must be awful sweaty in those costumes.

Nexas wrote:

Well...I've got a phobia of clowns so this'd probably make me curl up in the foetal position...

Me too! Coulrophobics unite

I saw that programme to SweetLove - clowns and any full face masks really freak me out!!

x

Do you remember a game called Pandemonium?

Looking back it looks terrible now but I was so addicted to it back in the day!

x

masterandslave wrote:

I saw that programme to SweetLove - clowns and any full face masks really freak me out!!

x

hmm me too, when i was little they used to scare me, even slipknot did!, and those people in costumes. like i was ( and still am) terrified of mr blobby!

sweetlove666 wrote:

masterandslave wrote:

I saw that programme to SweetLove - clowns and any full face masks really freak me out!!

x

hmm me too, when i was little they used to scare me, even slipknot did!, and those people in costumes. like i was ( and still am) terrified of mr blobby!

there is a photograph of me when i was little crying because i was being forced to take a picture with a scarecrow man, who when i looked back a few weeks ago i realised he looks like the fella from the strangers, that is what his mask looks like, no wonder i was crying

I saw that sexcertera programme and thought it was rather freaky. I have never been scared of clowns, but have never been a big fan either. Something creepy about the smiles. And in the Enid Blyton books, the clown was always mean.

I looked in this topic because it sounded wierd. LOL am constantly amazed by what is out there in the porn world. My ex swore blind he found midget porn but I never wanted to know anything more about that.

I have been trying to work out why I am so feart of clowns. My first TV memory is of being very scared by the Diddy Men, who were kind of clown-like with their wee suits and shiny faces! Then I remember a film about John Wayne Gacy. But the biggie for me is Pennywise the clown from Stephen King's It - it still freaks me out.
I'm also pretty weirded out by ventriloquist's dummies and people in character suits ( I was once alarmed by a six-foot Smurf in John Menzies!).

Its amazing how some threads end up lol

I'll have to think of another random title