let us pray xx

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was sent this from a friend hope you enjoy xx

Female version of the Lord's Prayer:


My vibrator,which brings me Heaven,
Rabbit be thy name.
You make me cum,
You bring such fun
On earth, or is it Heaven?
Give me this day my daily thrill
and forgive me my screams as i forgive those who sold me dud batteries.
Lead me straight into temptation,
Deliver me from frustration,
For thine is the vibration, the power and rotation
Forever and ever,
No MEN.

Anybody else got any to share? xx

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i dont have any to share but thats ace!! xx

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lol..... I love it! Should have that laminated and placed in my window...... start a new religion.... who'd join??

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Me!! xxx

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me too!!!!!!!!!

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Malteser81 wrote:

lol..... I love it! Should have that laminated and placed in my window...... start a new religion.... who'd join?? External Media

oh i would lol xx ....

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ooh Amen there sister !! xD

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i'm with you ladies!

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lol love it imagine that read in church on sunday : )

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Loving the prayer!

I would join the religion!

x

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Loves huni wrote:

i would definately join there - malts could be like our sex toy god-ess :D xx

Amen lol x

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Malteser81 wrote:

lol..... I love it! Should have that laminated and placed in my window...... start a new religion.... who'd join?? External Media

of course i would join lol Loving the Prayer!

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If people had been following my news stories they'd know there was a recent attempt to start a sex inspired religion in Sweden...

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To the tune of "Thank you for the music" by ABBA.

Thank you for the climax
The joy of cumming
Thanks for all the finger and thumbing
Who could live without it
I ask in all honesty
What would life be
Without a big fat cock inside me
So I say thank you for the climax - for giving it to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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WandA wrote:

If people had been following my news stories they'd know there was a recent attempt to start a sex inspired religion in Sweden...

Shame on me.... Ill now follow....

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xxxxchelzsxxxx wrote:

WandA wrote:

If people had been following my news stories they'd know there was a recent attempt to start a sex inspired religion in Sweden...

Shame on me.... Ill now follow....

All thanks to our Leaders

who show us the way

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bwahahaha - awesome finally found a religion I agree with!

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love it!!