Lunch or Masturbate?

Blimey that’s some lunch break​:yum::yum:

For Mrs Sen, food, definitely food would win out, she can turn a bit she-hulkish if she doesn’t eat

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Haha is that even a question to think about :smirk:

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I’ve had this choice before and I always choose masturbation. Unless I’ve got a pizza then that changes everything.

I do like the idea of combining the two just depends what you’re having :rofl:

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How about masturbating with lunch. You know carrots and cucumbers and the like?

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Yes!! Best of both worlds.

Could always have something with cream for that extra fun

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That’s exactly what I was thinking :joy::joy:

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I know!!

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I had to meet colleagues for lunch today, kinda cut down my options.

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Haha it’s like do you got for dessert or a starter :smile:

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Haha I’d rather miss out my starter because I’d rather hve a dessert :joy::joy::joy:

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Sounds like a new diet to try…

When I was working from home, lunch was not the priority on my lunch break! Laptop was muted and camera covered just in case, can’t trust it when I get video/audio calls constantly!

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God imagine putting on a show for your work colleagues :joy::joy::joy:

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That’s always a worry @MissNoir Having a crafty play beats working anytime

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My team think I’m nuts, I’m the only woman in the team too and they ask me about sex toys and ‘what the kids do now’ :joy:

The worst thing I’ve done in the office, I was fixing my boobs on lunch when I was in myself and 2 of them walked in on my full hand cupping boob :joy:

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It really helps keeps the stress of the morning at bay! Highly recommend!

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I usually had a good session before actually going to work but admit that on occasion I had to pop off to the toilet for a while to relieve myself. :flushed:

I’m dessert all the way too lol :cupcake:

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Great minds think alike :joy::joy:

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