Misunderstanding between USA and Scotland words

[Ian_Chimp]

Seems like a good spot to shoehorn in my Pissary:

@Ian_Chimp

The Piss Glossary

To take a piss	To urinate
To take the piss	To mock. Can be friendly, can also be aggressive. Watch for tone, and level of friendship. Also, to take advantage excessively
“Are you taking the piss?!” / “Is this a piss-take?!”	See above. Also an exclamation of disbelief
To ‘rip the piss’ out of someone /something	To take the piss mercilessly
Pissing it down	Raining heavily
Pissing in the wind	Wasting one’s time attempting the impossible
Piss-sticks	General exclamation. Similar to ‘Crikey!’
Pissing Hell!	Stronger exclamation. Similar to “Chuffing Nora!”
Pissing about	Mucking around
Piss artist	Drunkard. Or someone who pisses about
Pisshole	Urethral opening. Eg. “That piss was so hot. It really burnt my pisshole!”
Pisser	Lavatory/urinal (alt. ‘shitter’)
Pisspot	Miserable person. Also a pot that you can piss in
“I ain’t got a pot to piss in”	Impoverished.
Piss poor	Very bad quality. Can also mean impoverished
Pissed	Intoxicated
Piss up	An occasion when a lot of alcohol is drunk
On the piss	A bout of extended alcohol consumption
Pisshead	Antisocial habitual drinker
Can of Piss	Useless person. Or cheap lager
Pissed off	Annoyed, irked
Piss off!	“Go away” or “Shut up”
Pissy	Ill-tempered, sour.
Bucket of piss	Mood killer. Like a wet blanket, but with a sloshing bucket of piss (though in some circles this is considered a jolly good Wednesday )
To piss on someone’s cornflakes (or chips)	To ruin someone’s exuberance/excitement.
Pissflaps	Labia
Piss bottle	Bottle for pissing in when the toilet is just too far
Lanky streak of piss	Derogatory. Very tall and thin person.
Pissant	A contemptible person or thing
Piss pad	Disposable absorbant incontinence towel
Piss wet-through	Drenched, soaking
Piss stain	Insult. Worthless twat
“Eyes like piss holes in the snow”	Tired, sunken eyes. Look like shit. Esp. From getting pissed
Piss your pants /piss yourself	Find something hilarious. Or be very scared. Or physically urinate in your underwear
“Don’t piss your pants/yourself”	“Don’t freak out/be scared”
“All piss and vinegar”	Riled up, aggressive (though I thought it meant ‘full of spite’. We’re all learning something here )
“They’re full of piss and air”	Flaky, unreliable
“Wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire”	To have a strong dislike for someone
“That makes my piss fizz!!/That really boils my piss!!”	“That makes me very angry!”
“Don’t piss on my face and tell me it’s raining”	“Don’t pretend that your behaviour towards me is something less than it is”
To piss your money away	Squander your money on frivolities
Piss all over	Defeat with ease
Piece of piss	Very easy
Pièce de résistance	The stand-out feature/element. Not actually piss related.

I’m sure there’s more. Shout out and I’ll add them in.