Most ridiculous sex product....

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Belle_djour wrote:

Mistress Cara wrote:

No problem :)

I dress in what I want, when I want, regardless of whether that's My latex catsuit, My satin corsets, My stripper heels or My pink fluffy pyjamas and microwaveable pink fluffy slippers.

I'm still me and the people around Me love Me the same regardless of what I'm wearing.

I do not like it when women [or men] in ANY walk of life feel pressurised to look a certain way, act a certain way or dress any which way but how they feel they want to at that time.

Peace :) xxxx

Wow, didn't know they exist!

*nods madly* yuppers!

and pink microwaveable hand warming pads! so in the snow Im there all wellied up with slipper pads in my wellies and hand pads in my gloves lol

Mmmmmmmm sexy

:D

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Mistress Cara wrote:

Belle_djour wrote:

Mistress Cara wrote:

No problem :)

I dress in what I want, when I want, regardless of whether that's My latex catsuit, My satin corsets, My stripper heels or My pink fluffy pyjamas and microwaveable pink fluffy slippers.

I'm still me and the people around Me love Me the same regardless of what I'm wearing.

I do not like it when women [or men] in ANY walk of life feel pressurised to look a certain way, act a certain way or dress any which way but how they feel they want to at that time.

Peace :) xxxx

Wow, didn't know they exist!

*nods madly* yuppers!

and pink microwaveable hand warming pads! so in the snow Im there all wellied up with slipper pads in my wellies and hand pads in my gloves lol

Mmmmmmmm sexy

:D

Pardon me for thinking of more topical uses for that sort of thing

hehehe....

But, love the idea of slipping into something warm in the morning. As I type I realise that Mr Belle has similar thoughts...

Belles

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Belle_djour wrote:

Mistress Cara wrote:

No problem :)

I dress in what I want, when I want, regardless of whether that's My latex catsuit, My satin corsets, My stripper heels or My pink fluffy pyjamas and microwaveable pink fluffy slippers.

I'm still me and the people around Me love Me the same regardless of what I'm wearing.

I do not like it when women [or men] in ANY walk of life feel pressurised to look a certain way, act a certain way or dress any which way but how they feel they want to at that time.

Peace :) xxxx

Wow, didn't know they exist!

I had some but my OH left them in the microwave too long and they caught fire! Thought I might get a replacement pair for xmas but no such luck.

x

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Ecksvie wrote: My personal fave is number one from this list: http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_the-25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html

Ecks you weren't wrong there! Number 1 is terrible!!

x

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Tigerlilies wrote:

And who pays attention?

I nearly laughed out loud when I saw the colour selection. You'll be able to get a Dulux colour chart for them next (there's a pun on 'Durex' in there I'm sure)

Lmao.

Totaly in agreement with this thread but how on earth did u find it?? :D

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Puppies77 wrote:

Tigerlilies wrote:

And who pays attention?

I nearly laughed out loud when I saw the colour selection. You'll be able to get a Dulux colour chart for them next (there's a pun on 'Durex' in there I'm sure)

Lmao.

Totaly in agreement with this thread but how on earth did u find it?? :D

I ment the from the first post :S

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Ecksvie wrote:

My personal fave is number one from this list: http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_the-25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html

Omg, couldnt have laughed more at the No 1 ....."Guy Smiley using Burt's eyebrows as a mustache". Just loves these forums as to what they can turm up =)

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Puppies77 wrote:

Tigerlilies wrote:

And who pays attention?

I nearly laughed out loud when I saw the colour selection. You'll be able to get a Dulux colour chart for them next (there's a pun on 'Durex' in there I'm sure)

Lmao.

Totaly in agreement with this thread but how on earth did u find it?? :D

Hey Puppies, it was covered on the site lemondrop.com

http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/01/11/what-color-is-your-labia/

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Oooo, differant :D

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Sorry LH but this looks weird and painful!

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17618

x

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masterandslave wrote:

Sorry LH but this looks weird and painful!

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17618

x

OMG I wanna test drive one!!! freaky awesome! hahahaha

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The picture of it uncovered makes me anxious.

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LOL, and i thought it was April the 1st !!

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Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2009/08/17/top-ten-worst-sex-toys-of-the-decade/

Reading down the list. I have been put in hysterics by the "dildo gas mask" review! Honestly! Check it out!

We have a winner. Good Lord.

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masterandslave wrote:

Ecksvie wrote: My personal fave is number one from this list: http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_the-25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html

Ecks you weren't wrong there! Number 1 is terrible!!

x

I know! I'm sure sure who I'm concerned for more - the people who buy that or the designers who thought people would want to get off using it!

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Avrielle have you tried googling the link?

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Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

^^Booo! I can't see it. For some reason it wont load properly. I'll just have to live without knowing!

Can you see this? This is a pic from the article: http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/sextoys/mr_jack.jpg

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It looks to me like the little hairs would come off during use and get all over your dick. Not fun!

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Hi all, this thread reminded me of something i saw a while ago, didn't realise LoveHoney sold it tho. Not sure if i would call this ridiculous or just creepy - http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=10940 - sadly discontinued


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I'm sure I've seen a baby Jesus buttplug somewhere too (Actually, I think it was in that article I linked to). I dont think I'd be able to take it seriously. Sure my boyfriend would love it though!