That’s my evening sorted
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Haha! No, not the Bill Bailey of music and (now) Strictly fame…
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A slightly noob question here but where does everyone access porn specifically for couples.
I watch the usual online sites but not much of the content I feel is suitable for us to watch together.
The above thread it helpful so my questions would be:
Buy or rent?
Mobile device or TV?
Do DVD’s still exist?
Anything useful for a fire stick but can be protected from the kids?
Thanks
C
Reminds me of a mate of mine. We were talking about Spaghetti Westerns. I started enthusing about A Fistful of Dollars.
“Wouldn’t know,” he said. “I’ve only ever seen the porn version.”
“Porn version?”
“Yeah - A Doll Full of Fisters”
To this day I’ve no idea whether he was having me on…
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I remember a workmate complaining about a porn film saying there wasn’t much plot. We all asked if he was expecting War and Peace, or boy meets girl, they shag? 
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Kinda feel like that would fall under this thread.
Right off the bat there’s “Pirates” (2005) and “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge” (2008). I think Pirates was mentioned by another here but it’s the only parody I’ve seen so figured it warrants a mention 
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I’ve seen ’ Pirates’ It’s pretty good, I was going through a stage of finding the whole pirate thing quite sexy although I think I may have been influenced slightly by the Pirates Of The Caribbean films! 
Also saw another one with Romans/Gladiators but can’t for the life of me remember what it was called!
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My wife also prefers the plot based stuff and more erotic porn. I thought porn with stories was a thing of the past so thanks to @300 for the two suggestions above.
As far as recommending others the one I can remember she really enjoyed was Tarzan-X: Shame of Jane with Rocco Siffredi but that’s from the 90s.
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I only ever saw Pirates II. It was my first and only plot based film. Was not bad but in general if I’m looking at adult I’m not trying to wait in between scenes. Not that you need to wait long.
@Brian_Lisa I didn’t know Rocco Siffredi did anything plot based lol Interesting to know
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Private studios did a lot of big budget porn, certainly in the 00’s. The pyramid trilogy, operation sex siege and gladiator springs to mind.
They had quite a period of producing big story based films, with the usual scenes squeezed into the plot and most are on their classic site now as they are quite old but they are worth a browse.
Omg those are so hard to fine, umm if you want something that feels more realistic I would try to look into pure taboo on xvids or pornhub I find it gives you like youre watching a movie but you get that sex scene seeing everyone completely naked screwing. I dont like things that seem too fake like the pizza man scene so the account pure taboo is a life savior
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I think there is an opportunity for someone to make an app or a stand alone search engine where you fill out a profile of what you would like in a porn movie . I am too old to start searching through the millions of porn movies to catalog them . Over the many years I have searched for what I like in porn , my success rate must be a solid 1%-2% . In my opinion I have only seen maybe two actual very good porn movies . That were well written and the actors were not built like cartoon characters and there was not a twenty minutes of a guy jackhammering some women . Women with store bought giant tits and guys that look like they were born with three legs .