Guys, I am so amused/bemused right now. I entered a competition before Christmas from another sex toy site (that I rarely actually visit but the competition came up in my Twitter feed and I couldn’t resist) for a ‘selection of toys’. Now this site is a wee bit more hardcore than LH (and a bit more penis focused) but I figured my husband would enjoy taking his pick of the booty if I won. Well, you guessed it, I won. A HUGE box arrived today. Now, I honestly expected to win maybe one or two more expensive toys, then a few more mid-range and a handful of cheaper bits. Ummm, not quite. You should see what’s in this box - I haven’t counted but, no word of a lie, there must be 70 items in there, including at least 30 cock rings as well as balls slings, cages, a few MASSIVE butt plugs that look like something the council would use to block off potholes, buttplugs with tails, cocksheaths for DP and more.
Basically I seem to have won a very comprehensive selection of hardcore gay fetish toys (with numerous duplicate items) and, as a straight woman in a hetro relationship with a very hetro husband, it’s really not much use to me. There are, like, a couple of bits we might try for the sake of interest (oh, hello vibrating ballsling!) but, honestly, I don’t know anyone who could use that many cock rings in a lifetime.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH IT ALL?!?! I have been keeping my Whatsapp group chat amused with pictures all afternoon but no-one wants anything. Do I sell it (how?!)? Donate it to charity? Leave it on the wall with a ‘free to good home’ sign? What? I have a 3 foot square box of rubber filth in my living room and I don’t know what to do with it. Suggestions?!
If you have a Gay bar/pub/club, you could ask if they would mind making the content of the box available to their customers for free, or perhaps even raffle it for charity???
According to the competition listing, it was supposed to be £500 pounds worth of stuff but, having looked online, there are at least two toys there that retail for over 100 quid on their own so there has to be waaaaaay more than £500 there. I’m tempted to sit and add it all up because it’s better than doing housework .
I did consider selling on the old Fleabay but you have to be a registered business seller to sell adult toys and I really can’t be bothered going through the registration process.
I do like the idea of donating it to a gay/fetish pub/club but, honestly, they’re a bit thin on the ground round here. I suppose I could send a few emails and see who gets back to me.
Mind you, I also like the idea of leaving them on people’s doorsteps in the dead of night but it only takes one Ring Doorbell camera to blow my cover and I’ll be outed on the local FB ‘Spotted’ group before you can say “Double ended dildo!”.
Either way I need the vast majority out it of the house sooner rather than later!
I like the gay bar donation idea . Maybe donate to a sex therapist ? Not too far from where I live I would have no problem finding gay bars . I also have local government officials I would like to send them to , seems they are always coming up with new ways to ram things up my back side .
@DreamsOfChi . Im sitting in a coffe shop doing a bit of work on my computer. I burst out laughing. People looking at me as if im someone daft.
Id see if there is a local " massage specialist " that could use any of it.
Or you could go to one of those carboot sales… im sure it would generate interest .
Please let us know how it goes
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