You make these sweeping statements then admit you have no real proof.
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You mean you have real refutations of what I said? 
Correct, he was a fictional character in a comedy film. Seems an apt comparison.
I have edited your âevidenceâ quote to me above to abide by the forum rules. Please read them.
Thank you, it was my accidental fault.
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I mean you still havenât provided any evidence of your claims.
I have done this in a minimal form. What could be simpler? Please just provide your refutations with evidence at least in a similar form 
I used to know a fair few people who liked using pool toys and inflatables sexually, some of them were amazingly talented and would make their own huge pool toys from scratch! Itâs a kink that I can definitely see the appeal of.
Iâve never directly used an inflatable to get off but I have had sex on a blow-up lido (one of those things you buy at the beach, use it once in summer and never again). I didnât really like it, it has a rubbery smell to it, it makes strange noises and didnât feel very nice. I think from a sensory standpoint it wasnât the best experience.
But then for other people maybe they really enjoyed those aspects of it, everyone is different and we all like different things.
Itâs important not to make generalisations as everyone enjoys their own thing, some people enjoy internal stimulation and rubbing their clit against something might not do it for them. Kinks are weird and wonderful because they are completely unique to each person 
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Thank you for your opinion, though I am talking about something different.
What you are talking about is a real kink, since using huge inflatables as sex toys is completely impractical. The larger size does not bring you any closer to the purpose for which a sex toy is intended - achieving as good orgasm as possible with as minimal effort as possible. They are completely inconvenient for this and generally terrible to use. Just imagine inflating and deflating!
For orgasm, one should choose inflatables that are big just enough to feel comfortable lying on the stomach on top of them, completely relaxed and producing a unique massage of the clitoral area with the movements of the pelvis only.
Or comfortable to ride, easily focusing the pressure on any part of the vulva you like and adding exciting bounces.
So using inflatables that provide effective stimulation with comfort is actually by no means bigger kink than so common masturbation with pillows.
I am by no means insisting that all those who enjoy only vaginal stimulation should also try clitoral one, but in my opinion they are depriving themselves of half the pleasure, since clitoral orgasm is something that definitely must try in life.
And many of them could learn to achieve such orgasm with little effort.
At least this is what happened to those I taught to use inflatables and who had not previously experienced clitoral orgasm.
BTW, It was much easier than with those who abused brutal stimulation of the clitoris with water stream, plush toys, rubbing against hard objects like bath tub border etc.
How different the world is!
Yes, the smell of a new toy when you unpack it from the box is a bit sharp. But it dissipates quite well after a day at the beach.
And if you asked those people you mentioned, they would tell you that they are ready to get off just from that smell alone
If you only knew what an important part of the fun these noises are for those who are in the know
The squeaks of the inflatable in time with the waves of pleasure make it mindblowing
So, it seems that no one here has tried using inflatables in this way. Then, I must say, everyone here has a whole untapped field for experiments and fun
All you have to do is just try (and maybe apply some patience and persistence)
For example, those who have any swim ring of more or less appropriate size can put it upright and slightly tilted, put one foot through the hole and straddle it from inside. Those who are afraid to do it naked can try doing it through thin panties. Do you think you can feel something unusual after a few minutes of grinding on it?
Itâs normal if you donât imagine it so. To estimate the special viscous friction that results from the contact of sensitive genital tissue with the PVC surface of an inflatable, lubricated with natural or additional lubricant, itâs needed to try it in vivo.
Isnât there anyone curious enough to just go and try it?
Some safety considerations. I repeat, it is essential that the inflatable is clean prior to rubbing against it naked. Inflatables themselves are at least hygienic enough to put in the mouth to inflate (unless they are specifically instructed to be inflated only with a pump) and to touch with naked body parts when swimming, as everyone does at the beach.
Still, some hygiene issues may relate to the paint used to paint an ornament. Therefore, it is better to choose toys without it or use unpainted side for contact.
Of course, it would be better to use things that are specially intended for this purpose, rather than improvised household items.
And I hope that serious sex toy designers will someday pay attention to this side of ordinary inflatables and design some industrial toys on this basis.
But first, someone has to give them a hint. Until then, all thatâs left is to do with what we have for the experiment.
Looking ahead, I wanna add that the best orgasms with inflatables are achieved in water (and this is a whole new page in sexual games ).
So if you have a large enough bathtub or jacuzzi or a small pool, itâs better to try it there (surelly, the water must be warm enough).
You can also find an inflatable swimming noodle, it is ideal for this.
Yes, at first glance, inflatable toys seem too smooth and slippery, without any texture to rub against them sensitively. But in fact, their texture has wonderful properties.
I hope you all know from physics that friction comes in two forms - sliding friction and static friction.
So, for wetted inflated PVC these two types of friction have a remarkable difference. You can easily verify this by running your fingers over the surface of an inflatable underwater catching both types alternately.
So if you manage to limit the movement of your clitoral hood and inner lips over the surface of the toy so as to maintain a static type of friction (it will actually be a very small viscous slidding) they will get an awesome massage.
If you feel dry while straddling the inflatable on the bed, make yourself wet enough with your fingers as usual - natural lubricant works fine with vinyl. Or put a spot of water on the surface - it works fine too.
As surprising as it may sound, try humping pool inflatables together. It will allow you to have simultaneous hand-free orgasm. If you are both into vibrating toys, use inflatables as an additional external clitoral stimulators along with vaginal eggs, for example. Once you learn to get aroused and cum in sync, youâll find it awesome.
Just a quick reminder that while the Lovehoney Forum is a great space to share experiences and discuss all kinds of kinks and interests, itâs really important to respect other usersâ boundaries.
Not everyone shares the same preferences, and if someone has said a certain kink isnât for them, trying to persuade them otherwise can come across as pushy, even if thatâs not your intention.
Weâre all here for open, respectful, and consensual discussion, and that includes accepting a âno thanksâ when itâs given. Letâs keep this space inclusive and comfortable for everyone.
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Ok, I certify that if someone has said âa certain kink isnât for themâ I no longer address them personally. I talk actually to whoever others who may be interested instead.
I donât actually want to convince anyone.
I expected that somebody in this liberated and open-minded community would be happy with my suggestion of an idea for an easy but bright experiment.
So Iâm just still sincerely wondering what could be so terribly kinky in trying just another method of clitoral stimulation, which basically differs little from those that are widely used?
Just rhetoricallyâ
So, summer is on, which means itâs a good time to experiment with inflatables.
Now people around will be less suspicious about why you keep it inflated all the time. In a pinch, you can always say something like "I just wanna check if itâs leaky"
Those who are annoyed please just avoid reading my text.
I write just for those who are on the search for new ideas for experiments.
So, in general, if we talk about finding ways for solo experiments, three directions can be easily seen.
The first is the search for more effective ways to stimulate the main sensitive organs, the second is combining different stimulation methods, including the involvement of secondary erogenous zones,
and the third is the use of such elements of technique that make the conditions of a solo experiment at least in some dimension less different from standard sexual intercourse.
So, letâs see how inflatables can help in the first case, while there are so many different gadgets in sex shops seem to make inventing something new unreal.
Of course, the number one product in all sex shops is all kinds of dildos. And this is not accidental, because they quite accurately simulate the penetrative stimulation during standard sex.
But actually, women who practice achieving orgasm only by intravaginal stimulation are depriving themselves of half the pleasure. Since external stimulation provides a more direct effect on the most sensitive external part of the clitoral system and, as a result, very different sensations.
Of course, there are own fingers for this, but intuition tells that there may be more interesting objects as well.
Thus, lots of women practice humping various objects, the most common of which is pillows as they effortlessly provide a very tight uniform fit and friction to such sensitive parts as the clitoral hood, labia minora, as well as the entire pussy structure as a whole.
The pressure can be effortlessly adjusted very accurately which is especially important when close to orgasm and during it.
The crus of the clitoris, which are also an important sensitive element, which is believed to perceive the pressure of the moving penis from the inside, are also able to be affected from outside by external extensive pressure that a pillow provide.
And it is also intuitively clear that the more elastic material of inflatable toys together with air as a more adaptive filler are capable of multiplying those effects.
Another most common feature of sex shop gadgets is vibration.
Yes, vibration stimulation is very important, but it also has its drawbacks, since physiologically it is very different. It is very effective due to, so to speak, a more direct effect on the most important pleasure centers of the nervous system, but at the same time it cuts corners that are actually important for preparing for a full orgasm, causing the body to approach it unprepared and therefore it turns out to be not satisfying enough.
As a result, a lot of complaints from women can be found in the net like âVibrators get the job done too fast. l donât like thatâ with tens of thousands of likes and reposts.
Therefore, humping is important because it provides a more physiologically natural cycle of action.
So, for the second case. When a girl humps a big inflatable rideon, such as a whale, shark or banana, lying face down on it, the soft and elastic material of the toy fits very nicely all over her body from the front, including her breasts, just like the body of a partner does in standard sex.
As a result, her important additional erogenous zones also receive gentle and sensitive massage, which significantly adds to the pleasure.
The same happens when a girl squeezes a big swim ring or some other toy between her legs or against her breasts.
The third case relates to the nets that nature and evolution have placed on manâs path to pleasure.
If we remember that the human sexual system was created primarily for self-reproduction, we can better understand why masturbation often brings significantly less pleasure than standard sex.
Nature has had millions of years to fine-tune the mechanism that prevents humans from using their sexual system in a way that bypasses its main purpose.
And it works so that any perceived physical or psychological difference from the way in which conception is possible, i e standard sexual intercourse, contributes to spoiling in one way or another the resulting pleasure.
Although bypassing all the traps of nature is impossible (more exactly it is possible only by having standard sex), in practice it turns out that bypassing at least one of them is enough to get a significant increase in the resulting pleasure.
Thus for example most of sex toys need own hands to be involved in producing the pleasure directly that is a significant difference from normal sex. So if you somehow free your hands from this work, your feelings may become completely different. Thatâs why sex shops have a lot of options for attaching gadgets to some objects and surfaces. And as for humping inflatables, it is a hands-free technique by definition.
And if you manage to avoid even more traps, the result can be even greater than simple sum.
So the next trap is rather obvious. Most of sex-shop items are âbodylessâ. They represent at best just some small part of a human body and therefore are not psychologically perceived as a valid sexual object.
Of course, the typical solution is to use special dolls, but this also has a lot of its drawbacks. Psychologically, even a very precise resemblance of a doll to a human body will bring a certain caricature to the process, so it is better if there was no such resemblance at all.
But if we remember that the tools that evolution had were in fact too rough and primitive to implement a really fine discrimination algorithm, we can assume that bypassing this trap is actually easier than it seems. In fact, it turns out that any precise resemblance is not essential. To obtain the effect of the presence of a sexual object during masturbation, it is quite sufficient to simulate in some rough approximation some basic features, such as noticeable volume, roundness, elasticity, as well as softness and smoothness, more or less similar to the human body. And it will take your solo fun to a new level.
Inflatable toys seem just made for this as with the specific properties of their material and poor resemblance to any real living objects they provide such a light and innocent psychological abstraction of a sex object.
You could easily estimate this effect yourself if, on the edge of orgasm, you passionately squeezed your inflatable with your hands, just as you would do with your partner. You would be surprised at how much your pleasure would rise from this.
So all I described you might easily taste right in your bedroom at any time with the only effort of inflatingâ