I had a friend who was making sweets for a childrens party, their piéce de résistance was a dirt cake made with a giant gummy worm. Now, they'd bought some giant 1.5 kilo gummy worm from a novelty store online, but it was too big. Her little brother specifically asked for this dirt cake, and she had the intent of making it quite the grand spectacle because they're a very close step-brother and sister (quite the age gap between the two, she's quite like a second mother to him).
Now, seeing as this 1.5 kilo gummy worm was rather too big to fit in her little cheap garden center terracotta pot mess of oreo cookies, chocolate cake and cream, she was forced to buy standard gummy worms in disappointment. I, of course, would not stand for this and offered her (we're very open friends) a rather alternative route.
So, wrapped in cling film for the best interest of health and safety and with some corn starch moulds, fruit juice, a lot of sugar and gelatin, our good friend mister prostate massager http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33967 was called in to action. The tip could be passed off as a head so we figured "screw it, why not?". With the moulds made around it, the candy was made, and that, friends, is the story of how my best friend and I saved a childrens party with a prostate massager.
Say that combination of words anywhere else and you may get arrested...