Other uses for sex toys....

MK7 wrote:

I had a friend who was making sweets for a childrens party, their piéce de résistance was a dirt cake made with a giant gummy worm. Now, they'd bought some giant 1.5 kilo gummy worm from a novelty store online, but it was too big. Her little brother specifically asked for this dirt cake, and she had the intent of making it quite the grand spectacle because they're a very close step-brother and sister (quite the age gap between the two, she's quite like a second mother to him).

Now, seeing as this 1.5 kilo gummy worm was rather too big to fit in her little cheap garden center terracotta pot mess of oreo cookies, chocolate cake and cream, she was forced to buy standard gummy worms in disappointment. I, of course, would not stand for this and offered her (we're very open friends) a rather alternative route.

So, wrapped in cling film for the best interest of health and safety and with some corn starch moulds, fruit juice, a lot of sugar and gelatin, our good friend mister prostate massager http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33967 was called in to action. The tip could be passed off as a head so we figured "screw it, why not?". With the moulds made around it, the candy was made, and that, friends, is the story of how my best friend and I saved a childrens party with a prostate massager.

Say that combination of words anywhere else and you may get arrested...

BEST SEX TOY STORY EVER. You deserve a prize!

MK7 wrote:

I had a friend who was making sweets for a childrens party, their piéce de résistance was a dirt cake made with a giant gummy worm. Now, they'd bought some giant 1.5 kilo gummy worm from a novelty store online, but it was too big. Her little brother specifically asked for this dirt cake, and she had the intent of making it quite the grand spectacle because they're a very close step-brother and sister (quite the age gap between the two, she's quite like a second mother to him).

Now, seeing as this 1.5 kilo gummy worm was rather too big to fit in her little cheap garden center terracotta pot mess of oreo cookies, chocolate cake and cream, she was forced to buy standard gummy worms in disappointment. I, of course, would not stand for this and offered her (we're very open friends) a rather alternative route.

So, wrapped in cling film for the best interest of health and safety and with some corn starch moulds, fruit juice, a lot of sugar and gelatin, our good friend mister prostate massager http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33967 was called in to action. The tip could be passed off as a head so we figured "screw it, why not?". With the moulds made around it, the candy was made, and that, friends, is the story of how my best friend and I saved a childrens party with a prostate massager.

Say that combination of words anywhere else and you may get arrested...

HA! Brilliant.

Lovehoney - Leanne wrote:

By accident i used the orgasm balm on my facial lips... really nice plumping affect and cheaper than an injecting.

I want to try this ! I do have some plumping lip gloss on order but this could work out cheaper for me haha

The little tin mine is in is just like a lip balm... so easily confused if you keep in in the make up drawer or bag.

I have tried suction cup dildos as hooks where i put them they don't stick very well
tried orgasm balm as lip balm it does feel cool and tingly like plumping lip glosses as it's not thick and gloopy like these glosses i don't really notice see much in the way of plumping

Slightly off, but I've made some amazing things from all the LH boxes I've received. Including a model pirate ship and a rainbow fish costume for my son. Anybody else recycle them in more creative ways than just throwing them in the green bin?

Couple looking to spice things up wrote:

Slightly off, but I've made some amazing things from all the LH boxes I've received. Including a model pirate ship and a rainbow fish costume for my son. Anybody else recycle them in more creative ways than just throwing them in the green bin?

Nothing especially creative. I've used a big one as a moving box before going home from university, but nothing as fun as a rainbow fish costume!

this thread is hilarious love it

I see the glasses chain is on the blog! Anyway I've been thinking (never good) and come up with the following ideas.

Necklace/ jewellery holder
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34538

Add a coat hanger and you've got a tie holder
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30422

Purse snatch chain
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=29735

Napkin holder
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33173

Can't believe Lovehoney didn't have this one, elastic band holder
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34638

Ravioli cutter/wheel or for cake decoration
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=32236

Weapon in case of an intruder 😏
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14733

We have lost two realistic 6" dildos to the dog, both times he dragged them out in front of the outlaws keen to show off his chew toys.

There was a thread like this elsewhere in the forums awhile back. I'll tell you what I told them:

I once got the 2-pack of Lustfingers as a free gift with a purchase. I never really liked them as sex toys, but I discovered they make handy little scrubbers in the bath/shower.

I have also tried the arousal balm on the lips idea. Like myghost said, it did tingle/cool a little and it worked as a moisturiser, but didn't give me any noticeable plumping. Might be due to either of the two brands I tried, or I'm just not sensitive to it there.

CLTSTU, I haven't used the LH brown boxes for anything but storage up to now, though I have kept some nice lingerie/toy boxes that I hope to repurpose. And I have kept a lot of the packing paper to use for art and such. I used some over Xmas as wrapping paper. Very handy!

I have also worn my Lovehoney Nipple rings as earings. I had forgot about that on LOL.... but the charms matched the lingerie for a "ngiht in"

Great ideas and stories ! 

It is great to recycle and hearing what uses you have come up with is hilarious ![laugh|20x20](upload://l9s9e23YKLHpoOzgGVeUkhZGcEr.gif "laugh")

That's an amazing story, MK7!

I've used lube as moisturiser and to sooth itchy skin. My Godemiche dildo doubles up as an impact toy.

Good idea KiTsikiki, i don't normally save the 'paper' but I did use the one Leanne sent our prize with. It went well with my Lovehoney lingerie bouquet.

Wondering if a nipple sucker would be a good tool to help pull out a spliter? Thinking I may keep that in mind if needed in the future.

One of the girls on CC was telling me she tried a nipple sucker a lip plumper - you know like that new craze with kardashians and Biolips I believe it's called  . She said it worked great ! 

**Disclaimer - looked at some pics of this craze- Do not try this at home ! some horror stories :S *** 

LOL Leanne... maybe try it only if you have some time to not be "seen" if you end up looking like you overdid the lip fillers at the PS office?!

Haha had to get the disclaimer in there😜

Currently in the process of moving house and a few friends helping us move have comented how all my boxes are the same and a little small for packing......

Probably due to the fact im moving house in lovehoney boxes due to the amount of them i have lay about 🙈

We often receive photos of cats sat in our delivery boxes. Apparently they're just the perfect size for a kitty! 

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