So we have a pug who is very people centric (as all pugs are). So she always wants to be 'involved' - so if me and the mr kiss, she jumps up and wants a kiss too. So when we want some private time, we either quietly shut her in the lounge with a pigs ear to chew on - or we just shut the bedroom door. However, she will sit outside, and if we take too long, she will start scratching at the door.
Generally managed to avoid any major incidents until recently, when we shut her in the lounge mid Saturday afternoon - we'd gone upstairs for some fun and as we came back down, I opened the lounge door and slipped on something slimy. I thought it was her pig ear. It was not. I'm sure you can guess what it was. The Mr. thought it was absolutely hilarious as I'm hopping to the bathroom, screaming at the top of my voice. I think she totally did it on purpose. I think she's the jealous type!