Fine,
But I’ve got 5 floggers, 2 paddles, a riding crop and an acrylic cane less than a metre away from me, not forgetting anything in the tallboy beside me. I don’t normally break rules, but if I’m going to break a rule then let it be because I had to take up arms.
Now, who’s first? 
@KinkyMira ???
How nice of you to volunteer 
And any forum member of course
You’re a buildings man, why don’t you hire a JCB? It’ll save you both time and energy 
I’ve always wanted to do this
KINKSTERS KONGREGATE !!!
@WillC I refer to yout first and second meme:
If I wear swimsocks under my crocs, I can avoid croc-spots and keep my dignity in.
The alternative is I adorn my crocs with croc-cocks: sun out, dignity in, totally ball-jazelled
I’m bizarrely pleased to be thought of where paddles, crops and canes are involved 
I bet a croc would deliver quite the sting if used for spanking.
The hole on the product is about 8mmm in diameter which on normal shower gel would be too big, and there’s no option to expand it as the bottle neck is only 1cm diameter! In the end i just swilled it into the bath to use like bubble bath.
Err they certainly do 
Often utilised if we cannot find where the impact toys were last seen.
Just last week when the weather turned icy I was on an early shift (3am start) I got the new can of de-icer out of the boot and I couldn’t get the bloody top off. I had to bash it against the wheel and break it off. That cap won’t be fitting anything soon.
Exact same thing happened to me last week, i’m pretty strong with a good grip, but i really did struggle to get the cap off! 
The thing is, it was whilst clearing the ice off my wife’s car, if I hadn’t been there, she wouldn’t have been able to get the cap off. Truly a pointless item!
Ashtray on a motorbike?
I wasn’t happy about a McDonald’s voucher from a very close family member, no thought put into it, me on the other hand put alot of thought and time for their gift. It’s not about the cost it’s about the thought and time thinking what someone might like.
Hate vouchers, they’re so lazy! At least give cash so I can spend it where I like!
In the past have received cinema vouchers for cinema chains where the nearest one is 20 miles away, despite the sender knowing i have a Cineworld literally 2 miles away! 
I actually handed back the vouchers. If it wasn’t a close family member then it wouldn’t of bothered me that much.
When I was youngster you got book tokens for birthdays and stuff and they seemed like a great present.
But in later life, I also don’t like vouchers now. I’d almost feel insulted by a McDonalds one !
I once handed back a V neck woolly jumper at my 30th birthday party mistakenly thinking it was a joke present, as the person who gave it me knew i was strictly a jeans and band t-shirt chap!