I feel sorry for them! I got my first one today.
( I have a glass dildo but other than that it's vibes, bullets and a rabbit!)
I have to say he is a good looking chap...defined head ,beautiful veins, he can stick to anything to give me pleasure! A modest 6ins long he filled me up nicely...he gave me the ride of my life I came vaginally without clit stimulation and several times with! And the shocking part is after we had done I didn't even know his name!!!!! Poor guy..nameless that he is..Will be forever used but unknown...
( my partner has Monica and Elle named realistic vaginas..why are the realistic dildos not named?)
Xxx
mummymermaid wrote:
I feel sorry for them! I got my first one today.
( I have a glass dildo but other than that it's vibes, bullets and a rabbit!)
I have to say he is a good looking chap...defined head ,beautiful veins, he can stick to anything to give me pleasure! A modest 6ins long he filled me up nicely...he gave me the ride of my life I came vaginally without clit stimulation and several times with! And the shocking part is after we had done I didn't even know his name!!!!! Poor guy..nameless that he is..Will be forever used but unknown...
( my partner has Monica and Elle named realistic vaginas..why are the realistic dildos not named?)
Xxx
There's a lot of realistic dildos on here that are named lol
Well my one wasn't 😢 xx
Actually a lot are unnamed saw one maybe two...
Was more a joke post really..hey ho
mummymermaid - it's ok, you made me laugh. Glad to hear you had so much fun. I think you should give him a name, poor fella....
I may have named one of my glass dildos, I like it so much ![](upload://kym5tZ5EfyJxs6TKHB1Q2HtGSpK.gif)
mummymermaid wrote:
Well my one wasn't 😢 xx
Actually a lot are unnamed saw one maybe two...
Was more a joke post really..hey ho
Oh ok lol sorry, kinda went over my head
Caliente wrote:
mummymermaid - it's ok, you made me laugh. Glad to hear you had so much fun. I think you should give him a name, poor fella....
I may have named one of my glass dildos, I like it so much ![](upload://kym5tZ5EfyJxs6TKHB1Q2HtGSpK.gif)
That was the aim really ^^ aye I need to think of a good one he was amazing this afternoon ^^
My glass dildo is called Mr glass hehe xx
hahaha I'm pleased it's not just me. :)
Kittycat102 wrote:
mummymermaid wrote:
Well my one wasn't 😢 xx
Actually a lot are unnamed saw one maybe two...
Was more a joke post really..hey ho
Oh ok lol sorry, kinda went over my head
That's okies huni...I have a strange sense of humour i think! Xx
Caliente wrote:
hahaha I'm pleased it's not just me. :)
Hehe definitely not huni xxx
I don't name my toys but maybe I should lol
Maybe just favourite ones that's what I do hehe xx
Lol I don't name my toys but one of my dildos - the Tantus Flurry - is referred to as "flurry" in my thoughts! I'd feel weird giving my toys male names, as my OHs name is the only name I want to associate with my orgasms!
I recently recieved this http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28353 from one of my Lovehoney friends. She is really good. I have sort of called her Mia, similar to the make, but what I do find odd is that I seem to think of it as a female.
I have no idea why I would think of a fake penis as female, but I seem to refer to it as a "her" or "she" . I guess I'm just a bit mad.
Mad but happy!
My OH has named her realistic dildos.
The biggest one is called "Phil", because that's what he does!
She named a small one "Justin".
Other, less witty, names: "Tyson" (thick, black dildo) and "James" (after a colleague she fancies!)
HappilyExperimenting wrote:
Lol I don't name my toys but one of my dildos - the Tantus Flurry - is referred to as "flurry" in my thoughts! I'd feel weird giving my toys male names, as my OHs name is the only name I want to associate with my orgasms!
Actually I didn't think of that...my other half seems to enjoy playing with me with this but a silly name may be a good idea rather than an actual name..I call my glass one Mr glass..so maybe this one Mr vainy hehe xxx
Fun Louise wrote:
I recently recieved this http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28353 from one of my Lovehoney friends. She is really good. I have sort of called her Mia, similar to the make, but what I do find odd is that I seem to think of it as a female.
I have no idea why I would think of a fake penis as female, but I seem to refer to it as a "her" or "she" . I guess I'm just a bit mad.
Mad but happy!
Well mia is a pretty name and that's a very pretty dildo! Xxx
Cocklette wrote:
My OH has named her realistic dildos.
The biggest one is called "Phil", because that's what he does!
She named a small one "Justin".
Other, less witty, names: "Tyson" (thick, black dildo) and "James" (after a colleague she fancies!)
Hehe that made me giggle lots ^^ xxx
a few of mine have names..
including 'king Jenson' and 'the beast'
i know alot f mine arn't named but then i have too many and wouldnt be abe to remmemeber the names anyway lol