Quietest remote control bullet or egg

What are people options please looking at buying one

Hello and welcome 🙂

I think the quietest clit toy we've used has to be the Flash. It's more medium strength, but it's little hooked nose is really good at getting it just in the right place.

Flash https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=26627

The Tango and the Desire Bullet are probably the best bullets on here (with the Mantric Bullet not too far off). I don't find them especially loud, but they are louder than the Flash. I think there's definitely a link between power and noise, so you have to balance it out against how loud you think too loud is.

Tango https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30320

Desire https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=36366

I'm afraid I don't know much about love eggs as Mrs Chimp isn't a fan, but hopefully this will rustle up some more replies. 👍🙂

I just read the title again and realised you wanted a remote control one. Doh. 🙂 The only remote control bullet we own is the Fifty Shades of Grey one:


I didn't think it was particularly loud, but I'll check again later to make sure. My review is here:


We do have the Svakom app-controlled love egg, and that's very quiet. I can't say if it's any good though, as Mrs Chimp finds all love eggs a bit 'meh' as the shape isn't targeted enough for her.


Hopefully that's more useful. 👍🙂

What is the best remote toy do you think for outdoor play

We reviewed a cal exotics love egg a few months ago, found it to be pretty quiet and rather powerful. Good remote range and good battery life, fully rechargeable. This may suit your needs